forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Nori: grins. thats pretty swag. *Pulls out 'tomato soup' which looks really odd." Sorry. I didn't have the ingredients so I just microwaved some ketchup

Freya: Shrugs and chugs it all Still good. Tomats are good.

Maia:comes back with a plate of grilled cheeses here you go.
Mister: grabs one, pairs off a peace and offers it to Nori

(Mister thinks of Nori as a god and is making sacrifices)

(XD Love that)

Nori: takes it graciously. Thank you, little trash panda

Mister: chitters

Riley: is coordinating the Ping-Pong Raccoon Olympics now

(Ella mayonnaise you changed back XD)

Nori: watches the raccoons. Damn… I swear the world is gonna be taken over by those someday.

Riley: If they aren't planning it already.

(Yep!)
Mister: chitters innocently

Nori: pats mister’s head. Ooh… does anyone have any cotton candy?

Freya: Spins the air into cotton candy. Here you go. Hands it to Nori.

Shai has rejoined the cult
Owen has joined the cult
Luke has joined the cult

Shai: is now wearing sunglasses, slim black gloves and a bandage over the glyph Greetings!
Owen: I still don't get why you said to- IS THAT SOUP?
Shai: Yes. Oooh, there's more now.
Owen: THAT RED STUFF- IS IT BLOOD?
Shai: to eevryone else This is why I brought him here. This poor soul is scared of soup.
Luke: shaking his head mournfully A true tragedy.

Maia: to Owen Oh you poor soul.
Mister: sadly chitters

Owen: to Shai Stop saying it like I don't have a reason!
Shai: But are we on the mainland? No. Are we anywhere near Asia? No. Are there eitehr kind of Sharks here? No. You're FINE. It's not blood, it's not shark soup, have some. It's good.
Luke: I still don't get WHY. It's not the Seafarer kind of Shark, so….
Owen: You wouldn't understand! You're a human. It's like how Shai feels when I forget and eat an eel in front of her.
Shai: spits out soup I had FORGOTTEN, so thanks for REMINDING ME. Gods, I didn't need that. You eat soup, or we make you eat soup.
Luke: This is the way of the world.

Nori: just for the hell of it, dilaties his pupils and hisses at Owen, spreading his wings. Ah, a tasty mere mortal! Thank you, Shai!

(also I am SO interested in your story!!)

Mister: falls of Nori and chitters angrily

Owen: bares rather impressive shark teeth at Nori NOT a mere mortal! I'm a Shark! And I'm an Etes!
Shai: sighs, takes off her glove and touches Owen on the shoulder before putting it back on Don't shift. There's no water.
Owen: yelps when SHai touches him Stop doing that! It hurts!
Shai: Good. I could see you starting to shift. Your eyes were going all wonky and sharky.
Owen: What's wrong with my eyes?
Shai: YOU of all people are asking that. In this form, they're normal eyes. But once you shift…
Owen: You're not helPING with that!
Luke: utterly confused Okay then.

(why thank you)

Nori: Relaxes once he realizes he can't scare him. Dammit. Picks up Mister and stokes his fur. Hey its okay, Its okay.

Mister: pouts for about three seconds then climes back onto his shoulder and gives him a head pat

Nori: chuckles. Easy there, ranger rick

Owen: rubbing his shoulder That's a raccoon! Hello!
Shai: sighs You have your water. Use it.
Owen: grins Wait, it's however much I need, right? pulls out a vial of water, drops some on his shoulder and empties out enough so there's now a pond in teh cult
Owen: peers down Should be at least 300 feet.
Luke: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Owen: grins again Seafarer stuff.

Nori: staring in awe. Hooooly balls

Shai: That is NOT what it's supposed to be for.
Owen: But now there's water, so we won't have to make emergency trips to Veridin every couple of hours, and Tyr hasn't been in a while, so he needed it anyways.
Tyr: Oh yes, thanks for remembering about me.
Owen: indignant I didn't forget! They were threatening me with soup! And then that guy with the wings and I almost shifted, and my shoulder HURTS and now there's a very deep pit of water! A lot has happened since I got here! Hi, how are you?
Tyr: I'm busy watching your eyes to see how long until you get mad enough to shift.
Owen: Again with my eyes! They're nor-mal! as he speaks, his eyes spread a little farther away from each other and more of his shark teeth grow in
Luke: This is disturbing to watch.

(can you guess what kind of Shark Owen is?)

Freya: Very interested in all the seafarers. How do all of you breathe? Can you truly shape-shift into your aquatic ancestor? To Owen Are- are you a Shark? To Shai And you- you're an eel, obviously. Moray, or electric? I personally like the Morays more, but that's because of their pharyngeal jaw. That is to say, their second set of jaws in their throat behind the first. Although, electric eels are cool, especially the bigger ones. Have you ever tried powering a Tesla Coil with an electric eel? It can only be done with the big ones, but it is so cool.

(Is he a hammerhead, a lemon, a bull, a great white or a reef shark?)

Nori: jumps in the water pit thing. Dayum! Turn into a shark, my guy!