forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Khonsu: shivering and wet, scurries over to the discarded Monopoly game board, picks up a house from Marvin Gardens, waddles back over to Owen and solemnly hands it to him
Ahmet: squeaks to emphasize the solemnity of the moment

Owen: shifts back to human form Uhh… Sure. Thanks. accepts the house, promptly bites a hole into it and threads it onto his bracelet There. A reminder of the furry little balloons.
Luke: RACCOONS WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Khonsu: chittering
Aethea: What's he saying?
Corrin: Something about a shark god and saviour of raccoon balloons…
Corrin: And Monopoly sacrifices.
Aethea: YOU CAN UNDERSTAND RACCO- Of course you can.
Corrin: Ma'at's three preferred forms: Raven, raccoons and swordfish. I had to learn SOME.

Epsilon: giggles at them. what else can we call them? How about… Chubby kitties!!
Nori: overfed garbage bandits.

Luke: Sandwich-stealing rodents.
Owen: ignores Luke, nodding Shark god, yep, that's me. turns to Shai See? NOT a subordinate!
Shai: If you're not a subordinate, I'm not Moray Face. And it's too late for that anyways. The world now knows you as Sharky Subordinate, and you can't go change it because then you'd get yourself caught - AGAIN - and that'd be annoying to have to come rescue you - AGAIN.

Khonsu: squeals when Owen bites the house, then relaxes once he sees it's intact
Khonsu: pulls out a pancake from who knows where and starts munching it

Freya: Is confused. Very.

Luke: pull out a yo-yo and starts yo-yoing because he has nothing else to do

Freya: Watches the yo-yo. She is bored. She starts summoning other gods and fighting them.

Shai: kneels down by the water and whispers something. a small SOMETHING surfaces and jumps onto Owen's shoulder
Owen: Noble! Hi!

(really quick NOBLE)
(think hammerheaded lizard frog)

Epsilon: tries to eat the Yo-yo
Nori: casually eats squid
Avrey: grumbles in the corner

Luke: No. Don't eat my yo-yo. Eat my OTHER yo-yo. This one's te better one. hands Epsilon a slightly smaller wooden yo-yo

Freya: Still fighting gods. And winning. She's now looking to fight something else. I want to fight someone here. I'm bored.

Shai: Fight Luke!
Owen: Yes! Luke!
Fern: Why?
Owen: It'll be fun! To watch!
Luke: I object to being voluntold!

Freya: Sizes up Luke Jellyfish are immortal, right? This should be fun.

Luke: yelps Tyr's the jellyfish, not me! I'm a human!
Tyr: And I'm not IMMORTAL. I can just heal my cells and make myself younger.
Owen: You say that like it's not cool.

Freya: Laughs Oh, humans are even funner! Very devious. I promise I won't kill you.

Epsilon: Monches Yo-yo, then looks at Freya. Hey, I'll fight you!

Noble: making squeaky noises
Owen: to Noble No! Yes! Maybe.
Luke: I… don't have weapons though. EVEN IF I WNTED TO, WHICH I DON'T!
Shai: He does.

Freya: Looks at Epsilon and laughs slightly Okay, Dreamdemon!

Nori: tries to touch Noble. Awww, its so ugly…
Epsilon: grinning. Okay!