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Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Shade: Shrugs Turtles I have met are rude rude rude. And true, humans are bad… but turtles should be smart enough not to eat plastic. And humans should be smart enough not to put plastic into the water water water.

Lachlan: Well it depends on which kinds of turtles! There's turtles who eat plastic because humans aren't smart smart and turtles have bad eyes, and there are otehr Turtles! Who aren't rude! And is my cousin!
Lachlan: nods Humans are not very smart smart. Many bad plastic not just turtles eat. Very very sad.

Shade: Nods sagely Indeed.

Lachlan: pulls the sprinkled-upon toast from the toaster Want some? It's yummy yummy and has sprinkles!

Shade: Nods, her mind immediately pulled from turtles. Yup yup yup! Monches the toast immediately.

Lachlan: stares at her now empty hand, then shrugs and shoves more bread into the toaster, which grows larger to accommodate the extra bread pieces We can make more more more for everyone!

Shade: Laughs Yay! More toast toast toast! Pauses, then starts throwing waterproof baguettes everywhere. Baguettes!

Lachlan: Baguettes! And toast! For everyone! Even the kitty!
Lachlan: Bagetty spaghetti, bagetty spaghetti, bagetty spaghetti….

Odelia: Kitty? Bread kitty? I love kitties, I'm gonna be one in five minutes when I grow up.

Lachlan: Bread kitty? Where? looks around

Shade: Visibly confused, she turns to Lily. What is her deal deal deal?

Lily: Well, you see her father was the Angel of Time and Space, and her mother was a mortal with the rare Progeria disease.

Luckless: Googles progeria That's cool

Lachlan: Proggery what? Perogies? I liek perogies! We should have perogies! Now!

Shade: Nods Ah, makes sense. So basically, no concept of time whatsoever?

Meep: I had to look it up, lmao!

Lily: to shade, shakes head So when she was thrown out of heaven, she started manipulating the world around her.

Shade: Sighs I can probably help keep her aging normally.

Lily: She understands time, but she does this to make problems for her father.

Luckless: That sounds like Shai, but not the time stuff. She basically starts an international bounty hunt for her species (by accident), but then keeps it going because she's overconfident and as long as it's a Moray causing it, it'll make all sorts of problems and annoyances for her father. WHom she hates.

Lachlan: I also don't age normally! I'm really really really REALLY old!

Shade: Laughs AH! That is hilarious!

Felix: Has been watching all this. He leaves, but the ocean stays.

Alice joins, looking radiant despite her worn clothes.

Alice: Ah, wonderful! Shade, dear, would you kindly tell me why you are here?

Shade: Sighs I'm here because I made this place.

Meep: Ah…

Lachlan: to Alice New person! Would you like toast? I like toast!

Vanya hath joined because why not
Lachlan: VANYA! This is Vanya, she's really nice and has a doggie and has a knife in her sock drawer and knits hats!
Vanya: Very interesting description of me.

Alice: Looks at Vanya. I like you already. I am Alice Hearth. Lady Alice Hearth, actually, but I don't like it much. Looks at Lachlan, surprised. Yes, I would, actually.

Shade: Laughs Yup! You don't. Alice is one of my oldest friends.

I have arrived!

Odelia claps her hands and toast falls from the sky.

Vanya: I'm Vanya, as you probably guessed. Technically, Scion Vanya Black, but Scion just sounds either like a scorpion or a pruning thing, and I don't wanna be associated with either of those. So. Just Vanya, please.
Lachlan: hands Alice a toast, this one with blue sprinkles shaped like a turtle

Alice: Grins at the sprinkles, then realizes the toaster and toast are both underwater. She decides not to question it. Cheers, Vanya!