forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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The Oracle: tilts their head. Hmm, I recognize you! You smell smell smell smell of soup!!! giggles again

Shade: Laughs Joy soup, demon soup, anger soup… soup soup soup! Why would I smell of soup?

Cayden has left the chat
Lachlan has joine dthe chat
Lachlan: looks around Fire! Fire and many many many arms and shiny things and a kitty!

Luckless: to Meep Cayden's one of the earliest forms of Seafarers, so he looks human but underneath he's a megalodon. His is about 40 feet long.

Shade: Looks at Lachlan and produces another flame. Shiny! Shiny shiny shiny… She walks over. Are you okay with fire?

Meep: Ah… okay. Makes sense, I guess. Not the craziest thing I've ever heard!

Lachlan: It's… not my favourite thing, because my favourite thing is pie, and then turtles, but mostly! Yep! Fire is warm, and that's better than cold!

Shade: Squeals in delight Can- can you touch the fire fire fire? It won't burn, I promise.

Lachlan: It must be MAGIC fire fire fire! sticks her hand in it It tickles!

Andrea: Touch? No, no, no… fire hurt… fire burn… Daddy sends girls who touch fire touch institue! Daddy calls Andrea crazy! backs away, resumes her rocking in a fetal position

Shade: Laughs delightedly See see see, Rea? Addic? Lynn? Not harmful at all at all at all!

Addic: right. sarcasticly

Shade: Lachlan just put her hand in! You can too!

Addic: nope, not happening.

Shade: Puppy eyes Please?

Addic: no.
Lincoln: I’ll do it! thrusts his hand into the flame

Shade: Grins See see see? No burns!

Addic: Burning is not what I’m worried about.
Lincoln: it really does tickle.

Shade: Laughing Then why why why are you worried?

Addic: because alcohol and fire don’t mix.

Shade: Laughs harder Oh… this fire can't ignite anything, actually. That's why you don't get burnt.

Sally: Aye yo Sally the pirate is here to eat bread and drink rum!

Shade: Jumps and nearly ashes Sally You nearly died died died right then.

Addic: magic fire, magic alcohol. Even if it doesn’t burn regular things, it will burn me.

Shade: Turns back to Addic Magic is… weird weird weird. It follows none of the rules you think it should and all the ones it shouldn't.

Addic: exactly. steps back again now keep that away from me.

Andrea: pops head back up Magic? What's… tries out the word on her tongue mawgic? Is that another word for crazy? I'm not crazy! pause Okay, possibly crazy. But not insane. she stands up and starts screaming I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Shade: Walks over and extinguishes the flame, gently grabbing Andrea and lowering them both to the ground. I know, I know, I know… it's okay, Andrea…

Lachlan: whistling to herself and rocking back and forth on her heels, ignoring everyone

Lily: claps hands Nappity nap time, Rea.
Andrea: whiny I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna. I wanna play with her!!! points to Shade
Lily drags a kicking and screaming Andrea out of the room. Several minutes later, the screaming subsides and snoring can be heard. She comes back holding the hand of a purple-haired toddler, Odelia. A trail of cookie crumbs seems to follow Odelia.
Lily: Say hello to your playmates, Odelia.
Odelia: Mouth full of cookie, in toddler-speak Helwo.