forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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@lord-lynn, @LUCKLESS, @ForeverLilyEvens, @a-whale-in-the-sky, come! Join me!

bread!

BReAd!

BEAVER TAILS COUNT RIGHT?

I- uh- yes?

b e a v e r t a i l s

WHAT ABOUT BEAR CLAWS

All breads/pastries welcome!

never had 'em

Okay first, we're making cornbread and beaver tails and bear claws

Heyyy! Let's get some of our… um… crazier characters in here to enjoy the bread too!

Also, yes.

define crazy

The Oracle: Hello, hello, hello my darlings!! What wonderful place this is!!

The trickiest, bounce-off-the-wallsiest characters y'all have.

Breaddddddd
I have been summoned

Yup!

Shade: Hello! To the Oracle Who are you? Her mind bounces to the surrounding area. Oh hey! A squirrel! What, a shiny? She runs and grabs said shiny. Ooh, let's make bread! All of this in less than a minute.

Cayden: Shiny? Where? Squirrels taste nice when you swallow them whole and hear them squeaking down your throat. Bread! Let's make pancakes! And then bread!

The Oracle: giggles, raising their four arms and brushing their hair away from their third eye. Splendid idea!! I am The Oracle, but you can call me Orac? And who might you be?

Cayden: I'm Cayden! I'm a Megalodon! Apparently I have a short attention span, whatever that means… shrugs Let's make the pancakes now!

( @Arya-Kat! Join us!)
(Bascically, it is a cult for characters and us, the RPers!)

Me: Slow down there, Shade.

Shade: Tosses a shiny to Cayde There's a shiny! Turns her fleeting attention to Oracle Orac? What a funny name! My name is Shade Shade Shade… Her mind wanders to another world. SHe comes back to this world. Pancakes? Where are the pancakes? Ooh, another squirell! Squirrel pancakes! She giggles.

Andrea: glances around, highly distrustful. Did Higuer send you? Are you from the insitute?

Shade: Who's… Igower? What institute? I live in a forest, silly! Starts chasing a faerie, which laughs and flys just ahead of Shade's grasp.

Cayden: Ooo, it is shiny! Orac sounds like ochre or okra! And none of those taste good! My name is Cayden but with a C, then Kayden with a K, then Kkayden with two K. I invented the last one! And then there's my last name, but I forget it.
Cayden: I don't know an Igger, but I know an iguana! Do you mean him? What's an institute? There's none here!

Shade: Pauses and looks at Cayden Didn't you say your name was… Cyborg? Cyden? Seanot? Who are you again? OOH, Khayden! K H A Y D E N! That's a good one! You're Khayden now! Looks back at the faerie, which laughs again and flits over, landing on Shade's shoulder. She absentmindedly gives it a gold coin. 24-karat gold. The faerie nearly has a heart attack.

Andrea: stomps, she is mad and frustrated Okay enough playing games I want to know which of you is in league with Higu—- ooo sniffs the air is that… pauses …french bread?

Cayden: Yup! I'm Khayden! And I only know one Iggy, and he's an iguana and isn't here right now. He left on a silver cloud to find where rainbows come from! That's what he said… sees the gold More shiny! I like shiny! What was your name? Shovel? Fork? Spadey Adey Madey a pie, baked it up and started to die… Did you do that?

Shade: Absentmindedly shoves a baguette in Andrea's mouth. Baguette! Bagel! Bread! Toast toast toast! Ooh, another faerie! Oh, is that a cat?
Shade: Did I do what? Hands Cayden a gold coin.

(freya's here, or is that still shade?)

Cayden: Kitty? promptly shoves the coin in his mouth Did you Spadey Adey Madey a pie?