forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Shade: Nope, no pies, apple, pumpkin or otherwise. I have baguettes though! Shoves a baguette in Cayden's mouth, having forgotten he already had the coin in his mouth.

Cayden: stuffs it down his mouth all the way, swallows and grins Bagetties are good! And pies! I want a pie. We should Adey Madey a pie!

Andrea: Speaks through a full mouth I'm…Awedrtsa…nwo… Andrtgha…uujh.. swallows, spits the rest out Rea. Call me Rea. And I am not insane.

Cayden: confused I didn't say you was insane! Do you think we should make a pie? We should! A big kitty pie!

Shade: Looks at Andrea I'm Shade! Mother Mother Rhea, Queen of the Titans! Are you a Titan? Ooo, I can make an acorn pie! Affronted by the kitty pie comment No! We will not make a kitty pie!

Cayden: gasps She's a QUEEN? Queens are cool! Yay, acorn pie! All pies! Many pies! sad face when he hears no kitty pie Oki then. Acorn pie instead. And then pancakes!

(Lmao, if Denny were here… alas, Denny hath temporarily died.)

Shade: Gasps Who's a queen? Is the squirell a queen? Ooh, queen pie! Oh, another shiny!

(Denny, come hither!)

Cayden: confused You said she was a queen! Anotehr queen? Two queens!

Shade: Who's a queen? Who'd I say was a queen?

(i hath been summoned)

TJ: Queens? Who's a queen? Who are you? I'm TJ and I'm TJ!

Addic has joined the chat
Maia has joined the chat
Violet has joined the chat
Lincoln has joined the chat
Gehena has Joined the chat
Arya has joined the chat

Lincoln: to Gehena So your name means what?
Gehena: Hell. I means King of Hell.
Violet: Well that's very descriptive.
Maia: says the girl named after a flower.
Violet: At lest I was named after something.
Maia: I was named after something! looks to Addic Right?
Addic: don't look at me. I did't create you.
Arya:
Maia:
Arya: you were named after the greek titan and mother of Hermes.
Maia: Sweet! that's better than some stupid flower.
Violet: Hey!

TJ: Oooh! People! I know some people too, though not you people, different people but also people. They also know people! We all know people! I'm a people!

Cayden: I'm not a people! I'm a Cayden Kayden Kkayden Khayden! Four times! Four for a four… four pies! Four people! There's more than four peoples here, so I need more names!

Shade: Looks at all the new people, and decides it's too much work to ask them all their names. Instead, they each get a baguette shoved in their mouth. Baguettes! Acorns! Kitty faerie dog!

Addic: Hi.
Violet: same time Hi.
Gehena: Greetings.
Maia: I know some of you, but to the rest hi.
Lincoln: Yo.
Arya: People, things, personages, hello.

Cayden: I like kitty faerie dogs!

Meep: What the hell? To Shade Why are you like this?

Shade: Shrugs I dunno. You made me, you should know.

TJ: Kitty doggie? Where? looks around wildly Shiny stuff! Peoples! I like this place! promptly falls asleep

Denny: Why did you do that come on wake up!

Meep: To Denny I- I'm not sure TJ can wake up. A little too much energy can be draining to anybody.

Shade: Pokes TJ, then waves some sort of incense underneath their nose. That should do something. I dunno what. Let's go find a kitty faerie dog!

Gehena: Hell is were you go when you die. some mortals think you only go there if you are bad, but in reality, you all go there.
Violet: Unless your me.
Lincoln: You still went to Hell. you just didn't stay.
Violet: I never went there, I started there.
Arya: Pointing to each of then in turn That's Violet, she's a demon and a harvester of souls.
Violet: flexes her pitch black wings and tosses her hair to revel two horns
Arya: That's Lincoln, He's an Itaver, an immortal mortal.
Lincoln: winks
Arya: rolling her eyes Thew's two are Addic and Maia, he's addicted to a poison that also keeps Maia alive, and she's a self obsessed Blood mage.
Addic: razes a vile and drinks it
Maia: takes off her jacket, showing a large black spot that is slowly spreading across her chest an neck
Arya: and that's Gehena, the Prince of Hell.
Gehena: King. King of hell.
Violet: In your dreams. My Lord's not gone yet.

Shade: Hell hell hell! No hell for me, no way! I am a wild thing! Hell doesn't want me.

Gehena: But what if we do?
Violet: why wouldn't we want you?

TJ: wakes up in time to hear the introductions Hi! I'm TJ and I'm a people who knows otehr people but now knows more people!

Denny: Ah… So I gave him narcolepsy by accident.

Shade: Laughs Wild things have no place in hell, silly! Would you want me terrorizing the demons with kindness. No no no, you wouldn't! I have no place in hell.

Meep: What about this is relaxing?!

TJ: I've seen Hell! It's in Michigan! And there's snow cones and ice cream and sunny days!

Denny: Don't forget the pools. There's also pools.

Cayden: to TJ Why were you sleeping? It's not nighty-night time yet! The howling doggies still didn't tell us to go to bed!

Luckless: Hell's in Michigan?

Shade: Nods at Cayden Khayden Kkayden Cayden Kkaden knows! It's not sleeping time yet!

Meep: I guess so.

Gehena: Michigan?
Addic: that place in the US?
Violet: How Dare you insult the kingdom of death by attaching it with that horrid state!

Shade: Where is Mission?

Meep: Wth?