forum Rating your characters except it’s really honest and unnecessarily violent

Started December 06, 2020 by @Goosey group

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Lmao
Basically just a rating from 1-10 where I just vibe check your character or kiss their feet.

You can send in pictures for a better review :)

This is purely for entertainment.

(This looks fun!)
Where would you rate Adrienne?

@4lagoon4

Hmm…8.7/10

He feels very British. Looks like he would drink tea with saltine crackers. I would probably clown on him for his satchel and nick-nack collection, but end up buying stuff from him anyway. A true cancer 100%.
(…why does the twink have a knife?) Due for a dentist visit at some point.

Pretty good character overall, but loses points for liking cats more than dogs….and for possibly being British

I would not punch him in the face though :)

@Goosey

Thank you I truly didn’t deserve such a high rating I feel so honored! (As thanks I think I’ll make him British just for the heck of it 😂)

Ooh, this looks fun!
Please rate my boi Chan :)

@holiday-sock

7/10

Loving the musical and Capricorn part, but the bird allergy is a deal breaker. Radiates the band kid that does hard core drugs vibe. Would probably encourage me to laugh in inappropriate situations. Looks like the kid at school who would wear the same hoodie everyday, but has some style.

Deserves to get drop kicked off a cliff for being afraid of pigeons.

Ooh, interesting! Here's Nich

@A-Festivus-Miracle

9/10

Pretty cool, but looses a point for crab being his favorite food. I feel like he would start spitting that ‘M to the B’ song if I got too close to him.
If he walked into a room, I would swipe his legs out from underneath him “just because”. Dresses like a little English boy who’s ready for tea time. “ stewpid innit?”.
Needs to take a chill pill with all his weird emotions.

Short.

sakjdfkj I knew that "short" would be one of the comments, also this is a great thread, 10/10 idea

@Goosey
Thanks for the rating!

wtf this looks so fun omg would you like to absolutely DESTROY my boy Jean he deserves it

This looks interesting! I would love for you to roast my boy Jaxon

@AloeVera

cracks knuckles

6.5/10

Liking the assassin stuff and the cat tattoo, but dogs are superior so he gets a point docked for choosing it.
He looks like the understudy of the understudy of Tulio from The Road to El Dorado.
He needs to go to therapy at some point in his life- his emotions are making me dizzy.
Looks like he smells like fish. Basically a giant, drowned rat in human clothes. Speaking of clothes, this man woke up WILLINGLY choosing to look homeless. A very ‘young dad’ look inspired style.

Deserves to have his nose broken at least once.

@AloeVera

cracks knuckles

6.5/10

Liking the assassin stuff and the cat tattoo, but dogs are superior so he gets a point docked for choosing it.
He looks like the understudy of the understudy of Tulio from The Road to El Dorado.
He needs to go to therapy at some point in his life- his emotions are making me dizzy.
Looks like he smells like fish. Basically a giant, drowned rat in human clothes. Speaking of clothes, this man woke up WILLINGLY choosing to look homeless. A very ‘young dad’ look inspired style.

Deserves to have his nose broken at least once.

this is the GREATEST thing i've read in my entire life. Thank you so much.

@Anxietyfilledcinnamonroll

Umm…8.3/10

Automaticity looses two points for being a Leo, but gains .3 back for greaser clothing style vibes. Thinks having combat boots is a personality trait. Not fun at parties.
Could probably kill me easily, but all I would have to do to defeat him is wave my lighter around.
I probably wouldn’t want to punch him, cause his face is so beautiful, but I would definitely put Bang snaps in his boots as a prank.

Needs to pop a Xanax.

Throwing him into the hat because why not.

@Goosey You have no idea how hard I broke out laughing. This is hands downs the best rating on Jax i've ever read. Thank you! :)

This sounds so fun, amazing idea for a thread- I would love it if you did Anthony whenever you have the time! There’s a picture of him in the gallery :)

Why the heck not? Here's Ashley lmao

Alga?

@ToWorldsUnknown

9.7/10

Liking the background and notes. .7 added for being a Taurus, looses rating for owing a cat. Looks like a theatre kid.
Would probably push me off a cliff while my back was turned. Somehow the after product of a mix between Clone High Vincent Van Gogh and Jason Dean from Heathers.
Probably has listend to “Crush Culture” on repeat at least once.
He radiates sadness.

@Not!Onnex

8.2/10

Looks like how Vanilla tastes. Loses points for having Lemon Boy on his playlist.
Should of went to art school instead.
The fact that he is left handed makes me want to punch him in the throat, but he's a Capricorn so he would probably kill me instantly.
Doesn't surprise me at all that this guy is colorblind. He is just weak, and refuses to see colors like the rest of us. Pick a struggle.
Changing his alignment to neutral evil for the Lemon Boy thing.
Wakes up CHOOSING violence

pretty cool guy though

@Cloudy-SIMPS-for-Brendan-ORAS

4/10

Besides the powers, not that much stands out about her. Probably the girl to randomly come up and talk to me while I sit alone at lunch.
her face just makes me angry. Looks like a Libra, but would probably be a Pisces. Doesn't know what a JPEG is.
Built different in the sense that I could easily rick roll her into the ground.
Probably good at chess and chess only.
looks like a walking fall and pumpkin spice ad. She's the character from that Netflix show The I-Land that didn't make the cut.
I would probably punch her in the nose if given the chance.