Lignum, California

Covered in rolling hills and oak trees, only pretty in the spring otherwise it resembles the fields of asphodel in my opinion.

The foothills of a large mountain range in the middle of nowhere. In Lignum, everyone knows everyone and everyone know's everyone's dog.

Mostly english, you get Spanish now and again.

Every damn sport that the parents deem american enough

It's only breaking the law if you get caught

About 2,000 maybe

live strong or shut up, you damn hick

U.S dollars "cash money hoe"

Foothills

Hot as satan's asshole unless its winter, because then it's cold as frosty the snowman's soul

California bitch

Almonds, but mostly livestock

I don't know its pretty damn old. I'm not sure its even established

"Give me my damn cow back, Mr. Hatfield."
"No, Mr. McCoy, I like it."
moo

Round up the indians, bucky! We're moving in!

It's only pretty in the spring here