Malia Islands

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About 300 estimated Malia Islanders

Considered to be at the top of the island food chain are naturally-bunched islanders, as well as islanders with proclivities.

Fudgie-wudgies, a sort of brownie-like snack, are so widespread and enjoyed that Fudgie-Wudgie Day is celebrated on July 31.

Celebrate Mii Homes, observed on December 22 and 23 every year, is equally important.

The singer Parlan is greatly enjoyed in the islands. His 2016 hit "The Parlan Song" is still topping charts.

The most popular song in 2022 is "The Fudgie-Wudgie Song (I Love Fudgie-Wudgies)", originally released on IslandTube by lilbunchedleah2020 in April. It was released as a single by leeahhhh, stage name of two-year-old Leah Riddle.

Other popular songs are Zarina's breakup anthem "I dripped for him, but he dropped me," and Everly's recipe, "How to Bake a Cake," in which she advises listeners to take a glass of water, a drop or two of oil, and 27 eggs, mix it with their strongest fingers, let it sit for three days, and then put the mixture in the washing machine. Both Zarina and Everly won Queenie Awards in the respective years they released their songs. Queenie Awards were renamed Aubrey Awards after an islander named Queenie was born in 2020.

Any islander with a confirmed proclivity can attend Ahmad Academy as soon as it surfaces. Otherwise, islanders begin school at age six.

20 miles north-south, 3 miles east-west

The Malia Islands are tropical in nature, with hot, sometimes rainy summers and warm, drier winters.

Wudgies.

2014

As the story goes, the then ten-year-old Queen Malia discovered the then-uninhabited Malia Island after she purchased what she thought was a video game but accidentally transported her to the island. She declared herself queen, then married Augustus Gloop, who became king. Nine spots followed.

The Syrian-Proclivity War - November 2020 - January 2021. Fought over the rights of proclivities in Malia Island (already one of the most tolerant countries on earth for them). Resulted in the expulsion of Syria Ahmad from the island chain and the founding of Proclivity Island.

Malia Island:

Exit 1 - Airport/northern dock
Exit 2 - Hat/Pawn Shops
Exit 3 - Mii Apartments
Exit 4 - Tower, Interiors, Town Hall
Exit 5 - Mii Homes (exit speed limit of 5 mph. Watch for home spots.)