Richard "Dick" Michael Heisenberg

Dick is short for Richard, but only his parents call him that (although Frog has called him that to make fun of him on occasion).
After they started dating, Juniper started calling him Starlight.

22

gay

cis male

Fred (Protagonist)

It's unnecessarily fluffy for the time he spends doing it, but it always looks like it took him a whole five seconds to fix. Frog has spent so long trying to describe it and they fail miserably every time.

light brown

brown

5'11"-6'0"ish

average-ish, but probably less

So many freckles across his face.

He has both of his ears pierced and he typically wears small studs, unless it's a special occasion, where he'll wear much more excessive earrings.

Broad-shouldered but fairly slim.

pale-ish.

magical-born human

Since he has the compulsion to hide his hands, he's usually wearing a jacket, a hoodie, or both. He prefers light denim to dark because he thinks the dark would wash him out. He used to wear beanies to make his hair look better but he stopped wearing them because Juniper liked running their fingers through his hair. He also has that fun habit that rich people tend to have of wearing basic clothes that look like you could just buy them at Target when in reality they're like a bajillion dollars.

He sticks to his color palette of blues and grays pretty well, as well as adding more jewelry, like better earrings.

Casual Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/5014821
Formal Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/3163037

He's pro-free magic use, pro-BLM, pro-queer rights, and casually wants to punch homophobes.

He's relatively alright but he may or may not be a compulsive liar.

Not only is Dick a casually compulsive liar, but also he compulsively has his hands in his pockets at all times. Reasons? Unknown.

His friends.

magic use, acting & singing, guitar playing

The compulsive lying. He also is absolutely terrible at reading social cues.

magic, theatre, playing guitar

ESTP (The Entrepreneur)

Mr. Peanutbutter (Bojack Horseman), Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated), Steve Harrington (Stranger Things), Dick Grayson (DC Comics),

mac 'n' cheese

Dogs. He's basic.

his magic

his spellbook

baby blue & yellow

college student

raised conservative, now extremely liberal

He was raised extremely Catholic, but he doesn't really label himself.

• He’s a Slytherin.


• He majors in Spellcasting and minors in Art.


• He has an enormous crush on Juniper, and no, he will not act on it, thank you very much.


• This man could not recognize flirting even if it slapped him across the face.


• In DnD, people would assume he’d be a Bard, but he’s a Sorcerer.


• In the Owl House World, he’d be on the Illusions track.


• His favorite Monster Energy flavor is Java Mean Bean.

August 8th

He's a fourth-year student at FSMA.

Dick was born outside Chicago, Illinois and he lived there until he moved to Philadelphia for college. He came out to his friends at 14, but he figured out he was gay from a very young age. His parents were extremely set in their beliefs and were very queerphobic, as well as casually racist, but because he'd had such a good relationship with them, he couldn't bring himself to cut them off. His parents also tried to hide his magical lineage from him, since his mother was magical-born and hated her family, but when he found out and fell in love with magic, all his parents could think was "at least he's straight."

He quickly left Chicago when he turned 18 and went straight to FSMA instead of med school, where his parents intended him to go. He went to great lengths to hide the fact that he was going to magic school.

He met Juniper first at an open mic night on campus and immediately fell head over heels. He learned quickly after that it's because the man's a siren, but something about him just stuck in Dick's mind, and they later got together after the chaos that is the plot.
He met Frog in his magical history class junior year. They were a freshman and had no clue what was going on, so he let them borrow his notes and they later became unlikely friends.
He met Shiloh when she was introduced to him by Frog, her new roommate.

He originally did his best to fabricate a perfect relationship with his parents, but after they were jerks to his friends and boyfriend, he told them the truth about everything and doesn't ever plan on speaking to them again.

No pets, but he's always wanted a dog.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6QVyim8GWLDq6P1iO4KVkE

30/90 from tick…tick…BOOM!
“Don't panic, don't jump ship. Can't fight it, like taxes. At least it happens only once in your life. They're singing, ‘Happy Birthday’, you just wanna lay down and cry. Not just another birthday, it's 30/90/ Why can't you stay 29? Hell, you still feel like you're 22. Turn thirty, 1990. Bang! You're dead, what can you do?”

Angeleyes by ABBA
“Look into his angel eyes. One look and you're hypnotized. He'll take your heart and you must pay the price. Look into his angel eyes. You'll think you're in paradise, and one day you'll find out he wears a disguise. Don't look too deep into those angel eyes.”

Any Way You Want It by Journey
"I was alone, I never knew what good love could do. Ooh, then we touched, then we sang about the lovin' things! Ooh, all night, all night. Oh, every night. So hold tight, hold tight. Ooh baby, hold tight."

Corduroy Dreams by Rex Orange County
“And sit down beside me. Don't call me daddy, ‘cause that's just fucking weird. Promise that you'll stay here, you and I can lay here until the end of time.”

Crusin’ for a Bruisin’ from Teen Beach Movie
“Don't stop, stop the music! We ride fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want, oh yeah. Oh yeah! We just ride, ride, ride all day! We're not gonna live any other way!”

Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
"Dancing in the moonlight. Everybody's feeling warm and bright. It's such a fine and natural sight. Everybody's dancing in the moonlight."

Foolish Thing by Darren Criss
“Falling in love was another foolish thing that I never really needed, but you were the first to change my mind. You're knocking me off of my horse and here I lay, fallen and defeated. I'd leave it all behind for this foolish thing of mine.”

Hard to Be the Bard from Something Rotten!
“And I know, I know, I gotta go, and get back to my pen and ink. Oh don't make me do it, don't make me go through it. Can somebody get me a drink! 'Cause it's hard, it's hard. It's really really hard. It's sexy but it's hard. This bar that I'm raising to be this amazing! It's hard.”

Heather by Conan Gray
“Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, but you like her better. Wish I were Heather.”

Hello, Goodbye by The Beatles
“You say yes, I say no. You say stop and I say go, go, go. Ooh, no! You say goodbye and I say hello. Hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.”

I Hear a Symphony by Cody Fry
“I used to hear a simple song; that was until you came along. You took my broken melody and now I hear a symphony.”

I’m a Believer by The Monkees
“I thought love was only true in fairy tales; meant for someone else but not for me. Love was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams.”

Killer Queen by 5 Seconds of Summer
“She's a Killer Queen. Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind anytime.”

Kiss Her You Fool by Kids That Fly
“Stop waiting for a fairytale to take you away, don't wait for someday. She's thinking the same thing as you. Don't be afraid. Dreams aren't found, they're made. ‘Cause you've only got one chance, you've only got one chance. Kiss her you fool.”

Lay All Your Love On Me from Mamma Mia! (Movie)
“Don't go wasting your emotion: lay all your love on me. Don't go sharing your devotion: lay all your love on me.”

Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) by Edison Lighthouse
“She ain't got no money, her clothes are kinda funny, her hair is kinda wild and free. Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes, and nobody knows like me.”

Love Thy Neighbor from The Prom (Movie)
“Or we could use some common sense instead. When you're lost,. it always helps recalling those immortal words that Jesus said. There's one rule that trumps them all: Love Thy Neighbor. Love Thy Neighbor. Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all.”

Marry You by Bruno Mars
“'Cause it's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice? Who cares, baby? I think I wanna marry you, oh.”

Not The Boy Next Door by Chris Colfer
“I am not the boy next door. I don't belong like I did before. Nothing ever seems like it used to be. You can have your dreams but you can't have me. Oh, I can't come back there anymore, ‘cause I am not the boy next door.”

The Other Side from The Greatest Showman
“Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play? 'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride. It'll take you to the other side. 'Cause you can do like you do, or you can do like me. Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key. Oh, damn! Suddenly you're free to fly. It'll take you to the other side.”

Paper Rings by Taylor Swift
“I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings. Uh huh, that's right. Darling, you're the one I want, and I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this. Uh huh, that's right. Darling, you're the one I want. In paper rings, in picture frames, in dirty dreams, oh, you're the one I want.”

Pierre by Ryn Weaver
“And then I found me a lover who could play the bass. He's kinda quiet, but his body ain't. Spend the days dreaming and the nights awake, doin' things we know we shouldn't do 'cause I wouldn't be with you.”

Roaring 20s by Panic! At The Disco
“Maybe I'll smile a bit, maybe the opposite, but pray that they don't call me thankless. My tell-tale heart's a hammer in my chest. Cut me a silk-tied tourniquet. This is my roaring, roaring 20's. I don't even know me.”

Show Stoppin Number from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
“It's a show stoppin' number, a real showstopper. A show stoppin' number, come on Something to shock 'em, to bring them a-crawling. A big-time box office draw. With the press and the glamor, we'll kill the reviews. Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue! So fill up your tumbler, got a show stoppin' number for you.”

Something That I Want from Tangled
“She's a girl with the best intentions. He's a man of his own invention. She looked out of the window, he walked out the door, but she followed him. And he said, ‘What are you looking for?’ She said, I want something that I want. Something that I tell myself I need, something that I want, and I need everything I see.”

Stupid for You by Waterparks
“I'm color-coding my moods. You're yellow, I'm natural blue. Let's get together and be green like my insides, at least I'll match your eyes. Jealous and hypnotized, let’s match our faces and be equally in love.”

Sunflower, Vol. 6 by Harry Styles
“I couldn't want you any more. Kiss in the kitchen like it's a dance floor. I couldn't want you any more tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.”

Toxic by Britney Spears
“Too high, can't come down. Losing my head, spinnin' 'round and 'round. Do you feel me now? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride. You're toxic, I'm slippin' under. With a taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic?”

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!
“You take the grey skies outta my way. You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day. You turned a bright spark into a flame. My beats per minute never been the same.”

You Know It by Colony House
“Take that picture from that frame. I put it in my pocket so that every day you're with me. I keep you close to my heart. Give me one more kiss before the boys arrive. Nashville to San Francisco is a hell of a drive, but don't worry: the Lord is good when the road is long.”

the friends watching the Mandalorian
Dick: Hey, did you manage to watch this week’s episode without wifi?
Juniper: Yeah, I just used my hotspot.
Dick: Did that lower the quality at all?
Juniper: No, but what did lower the quality was the amphibian next to me who wouldn't stop crying.
Frog: THEY TOOK MANDO’S BABY.

Dick: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Juniper?
Juniper: ...no.
Frog: I do!
Dick: I know, Frog.
Frog: I’m sad.
Dick: I know, Frog.

Dick: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Frog: They do.
Dick: …why do you say that with such certainty?

Dick: I feel like one day Frog and Shiloh are just going to secretly plan our wedding without our say and they’re just gonna send us an invitation when they have it all set up.
Juniper: We aren’t even engaged.
Dick: Do you think that’s going to stop them?

Juniper: Frog, in your educated opinion, how will I die?
Frog: Murdered by an angry god.
Juniper: nodding That’s a shame.
Dick: What about me?
Frog: You crave toast while taking a bath.
Dick: I do love bath snacks.

Juniper: Just once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief.
Dick: What are the extra two?
Juniper: Denial 2 and Astral Projection.

in their discord: kingdom of dicks
monarch of frogs: hey y’all
monarch of frogs: sends picture of an aisle of toasters im shopping for bath bombs, wanna help me pick one out
prince of dicks: frog no
siren of the moat: i like that one on the far left
prince of dicks: juniper also no

Dick: I love sleepovers.
Juniper: This isn’t a sleepover. You’re in the hospital.
Dick: Then why do I have this nightgown?
Juniper: That’s a hospital gown.
Dick: Truth or dare?
Juniper:
Dick:
Juniper: ...dare.

Frog: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Juniper: Wasn’t Dick with you?
Dick: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Shiloh: Woah, Vanessa is so pretty.
Dick: Don’t be jealous, Shiloh, you’re pretty too.
Shiloh: I’m not being jealous, Richard. I’m being gay.

Dick: Can I sit there?
Juniper: That’s my lap.
Dick: That doesn’t answer my question, Juniper.

Dick: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Juniper: It really is.
in another room
Shiloh, whispering: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla I threw at the window?
Frog: Please don’t.

Dick: Fitness Tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Dick: Next time you’re working out, do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Frog: I only have 5 moods.
Frog: Fuck this.
Frog: Fuck that.
Frog: Fuck you.
Frog: Fuck me.
Frog: Fuck it.
Dick: I empathize, but you’re forgetting some.
Dick: Fuck yeah.
Dick: Fuck no.
Dick: Fuck everything.
Dick; Fuck my life.
Juniper: Don’t forget the inevitable;
Juniper: Fucketh.
Shiloh: And for those of us who have just given up;
Shiloh: Fuck.

Dick: En garde!
Alex: quickly disarms Dick
Dick:
Dick: So can I have a do-over, or…

Juniper: Hey Dick, you okay?
Dick: In what aspect? Physically, I am exhausted and my body has not fully recovered.
Dick: Appearance-wise, I’m not just fine, I’m a whole-ass meal. Three course, five stars.
Juniper:
Dick: Mentally?
Dick: I could use some therapy I guess.

right before Dick & Juniper’s wedding
Shiloh: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Vanessa: Wait...oh! I also have a wedding to attend!
Frog: I have a wedding to officiate!
Dick: I’m getting married.

Frog: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Juniper: 420?
Frog: No, Juniper, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Dick: It’s 69.
Frog: Yeah it was 69.

Frog: Now that I have your attention-
Dick: You don't have my attention.
Frog: Juniper Hirsch
Dick: I'm listening.