Wait I just had a thought: every wizard in Texas is homeschooled bc they're too redneck to head to Florida or Nevada just for some fancy highschool. we all know that Texans have a general disregard for personal safety. some of us know that homeschool is often just math and then the rest of the day is do-as-you-will-as-long-as-you-learn sorta thing. terrifying thought.
anyone have any idea what Ilvermorny would be like? I mean, there's the four houses and it was based off of Hogwartz, but location? classes? is there a redneck dark lord? do they pronounce spells differently? what do you think?
It supposed to be located somewhere near Massachusetts I think or at least in the general area of states. I noticed in Fantastic Beast, the American wizards didn’t say spells (or at least not often) so I wonder if that ties into the type of curriculum they have.
Yall this is amazing g
Can someone draw this please?
It's been months but I finally cracked
please send help
Florida Man Voldemort
Amazing art and it explains so much
God damn it. This is brilliant.
That's…. one way of looking at it. this thing has been haunting me for months now so I'm more in the territory of "intensely disturbing" (but thank you!)
I hate this chat for being a source of such bizarre and stubborn inspiration
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Okay but consider this- American students just demolioshing the dark lord becuase one, they already deal with enough shit from the government, they aren't about to tolerate this. And two, they have guns.
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Instead of wands they have guns lmao
That's… that's a glorious idea.
"Expelliarmus!"
"DUDE ALL YOU DID WAS SHOOT HIS HAND OFF"
That's… that's a glorious idea.
"Expelliarmus!"
"DUDE ALL YOU DID WAS SHOOT HIS HAND OFF"
"It disarmed him, didn't it?"
PFFFFFT
Thank you, that officially made my day XD
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Kyle showing up with a rifle and a monster energy: "A wand is a stick, and a rifle is a shooting stick. Why can't I cast spells with it?"
Voldemort: I will cleanse the world!!
A gen z, shooting Voldy: Ok Boomer
anyone have any idea what Ilvermorny would be like? I mean, there's the four houses and it was based off of Hogwartz, but location? classes? is there a redneck dark lord? do they pronounce spells differently? what do you think?
It supposed to be located somewhere near Massachusetts I think or at least in the general area of states. I noticed in Fantastic Beast, the American wizards didn’t say spells (or at least not often) so I wonder if that ties into the type of curriculum they have.
I think in canon the American witches are all taught nonverbal spells because they were all hunted during the Salem Witch trials, so they had to learn to do magic in the least conspicuous way possible. So yeah, Ilvermorny would really only teach nv spells
This is my new favorite headcanon. People making guns out of wand quality wood and the cores are in the bullets.
Voldemort: I will cleanse the world!!
A gen z, shooting Voldy: Ok Boomer
The deadly curses are just slang and memes
The killing curse- "Then Perish"
Crucio: "Okay Boomer."
The mind control one- "Weird flex, but okay."
Voldemort: I will cleanse the world!!
A gen z, shooting Voldy: Ok BoomerThe deadly curses are just slang and memes
The killing curse- "Then Perish"
Crucio: "Okay Boomer."
The mind control one- "Weird flex, but okay."
Oh my god yes
Instead of wands they have guns lmao
Wait no.
The gun is a wand
Shoots magic? Lmao
It's all the magic guns from Enter the Gungeon. A rifle that expends all the magic from a wand into a concentrated beam, a bunch of wands taped together that fire like a shotgun, and a magic wand taped onto a regular-ass gun.
Hagrid has a piece of his wand, not in an umbrella, but as a bayonet on his 50. Cal.
Omg, you could even put another school in like northern Wisconsin in the middle on now where, where they do dogsled races but with magical animals in the winter.
This hasn’t been used in a month but whatever
One fucking school for each state
50 fucking schools
Don’t even get me started on all the territories America has