forum American Hogwartz!

Started July 16, 2019 by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos

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That doesn't surprise me at all

Fun fact that if the ratio of population to school size shown at Hogwarts was the same in other parts of the world, Australia would have one wizarding school. With less than 100 students.

Okay, but what if one of the American wizarding schools was in Florida?

They just secretly do classes at the Hogwarts in Orlando Studios.

Oh I didn’t even think of that lol. I was just thinking the idea of “Florida man”

That would explain most of the weird shit that happens down there. Every mishap is Obliviated and replaced by some outlandish story to fill in the gaps a la Men In Black.

Yesssss my thoughts exactly

A third school?

I read this whole chat in like 2 mins and I'm dying! 😂😂😂

We need a school down here in Texas, with a redneck Voldemort and flannel shirts.

Floridian Voldy just owns abunch of hawiian shirts and crocs

     YESSSS

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and Disney ears

Yes!

Lol he probably burns out in that Florida sun

200 sunscreen

Yeah- he needs helps

This chat is hilarious.

Wait can Florida Voldy just have a perpetual sunburn? Because I'm 100% here for that

But it has to be the shitty tourist sunburn where he's red like a lobster everywhere except for underneath his shirt and pants, which are almost pure white.

Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about

Can someone draw this please?

Love is in the air

Florida Voldy has a sunglasses tan.