forum American Hogwartz!

Started July 16, 2019 by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos

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That would explain most of the weird shit that happens down there. Every mishap is Obliviated and replaced by some outlandish story to fill in the gaps a la Men In Black.

Yesssss my thoughts exactly

A third school?

I read this whole chat in like 2 mins and I'm dying! 😂😂😂

We need a school down here in Texas, with a redneck Voldemort and flannel shirts.

Floridian Voldy just owns abunch of hawiian shirts and crocs

     YESSSS

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and Disney ears

Yes!

Lol he probably burns out in that Florida sun

200 sunscreen

Yeah- he needs helps

This chat is hilarious.

Wait can Florida Voldy just have a perpetual sunburn? Because I'm 100% here for that

But it has to be the shitty tourist sunburn where he's red like a lobster everywhere except for underneath his shirt and pants, which are almost pure white.

Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about

Can someone draw this please?

Love is in the air

Florida Voldy has a sunglasses tan.

Wait I just had a thought: every wizard in Texas is homeschooled bc they're too redneck to head to Florida or Nevada just for some fancy highschool. we all know that Texans have a general disregard for personal safety. some of us know that homeschool is often just math and then the rest of the day is do-as-you-will-as-long-as-you-learn sorta thing. terrifying thought.

anyone have any idea what Ilvermorny would be like? I mean, there's the four houses and it was based off of Hogwartz, but location? classes? is there a redneck dark lord? do they pronounce spells differently? what do you think?

It supposed to be located somewhere near Massachusetts I think or at least in the general area of states. I noticed in Fantastic Beast, the American wizards didn’t say spells (or at least not often) so I wonder if that ties into the type of curriculum they have.

Yall this is amazing g

Can someone draw this please?

It's been months but I finally cracked
please send help
Florida Man Voldemort

Amazing art and it explains so much

God damn it. This is brilliant.

That's…. one way of looking at it. this thing has been haunting me for months now so I'm more in the territory of "intensely disturbing" (but thank you!)
I hate this chat for being a source of such bizarre and stubborn inspiration

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Okay but consider this- American students just demolioshing the dark lord becuase one, they already deal with enough shit from the government, they aren't about to tolerate this. And two, they have guns.

Instead of wands they have guns lmao

That's… that's a glorious idea.
"Expelliarmus!"
"DUDE ALL YOU DID WAS SHOOT HIS HAND OFF"