(Gus: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies) named everything?)
(Jez: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies)
(Jasper: Socks are Feetie Heaties)
(Darius: Forks are Stabby Grabbies)
(Jez: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties)
(Jasper: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies)
(Darius: Stamps are Lickie Stickies)
(June, annoyed: You are disappointments)
(Jasper: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.)
(Jez: This knife is actually a magic wand.)
(June: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.)
(Darius: cocks gun Magic missile.)
(Gus: What the heck is wrong with you people.)
(we are getting no where with this lol)
(Lol i thought i might share the incorrect quotes while waiting for a response)
(Gus: is there a word thats a mix between angry and sad?)
(Jez: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated)
(Darius: Smad)
(June: there are two kinds of people)
June grinned "Family heirloom," she said showing of the greek style blade made of black metal. "it is a xiphos or greek short sword, my…well lets just say it came from my father, and I ended up getting it after tragic events" She said sadly, not sure if she wanted to go into her past without them asking, of course it is not like she minded.
Darius picked up a fork and practiced stabbing the air. (because yes)
Gus peered at the sword admiringly. "Well I'm sorry t' hear you got it under sad circumstances, but boy howdy it's cool-lookin'! All I got is a fishin' knife." He ducked just in time to avoid Darius's fork. "Hey, careful there! I only got one face and it's too handsome to lose."
(XD "i only got one face)
June shrugged, "well I had no choice." She did want to tell someone, because darius had forgotten…and she did not want him to know..but someone else knowing might make her feel better. "but I have kept it in good shape"
Darius dropped the fork…"sorry..I was bored" He laughed.
(Jasper: Is stabbing someone immoral?)
(Jez: Not if they consent to it.)
(June: Depends who you’re stabbing.)
(Gus: YES?!?)
(Jasper: Gently taps table)
(Jez: Taps back)
(June: What are they doing?)
(Gus: Morse code.)
(Jasper: Aggressively taps table)
(Jez: Slams hands down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-)
(Gus: if i were a millionaire i would by millions of melons so I become a melonaire)
(June; how do you have friends?)
(gus: because, Im a melonaire)
(June: hah! 69! You know what that means!)
(Jasper: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :()
(NO YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I JUST ENJOYED THOSE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH IM CRYING THOSE WERE SO FUNNY)
(june: Hey Jez can you tell me the opposite of these words?)
(jez: ?)
(june: always, coming, from, take, me, down)
(jez: Never, going, to, give, you, the fucking satisfaction)
(Gus: Wake me up…)
(Jez: Before you go go!)
(June: When September ends…)
(Jasper: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-)
(june: Hey Jez can you tell me the opposite of these words?)
(jez: ?)
(june: always, coming, from, take, me, down)
(jez: Never, going, to, give, you, the fucking satisfaction)
(IT TOOK ME A BIT TO GET THAT BUT I LOVE THAT)
Jez jumped at the sudden appearance of Jasper, "oh hey" he turns to her, concerned.
"Did they do anything to you?" He asks, a little defensive now.
why else would she come up here? I bet June did something
(I'm sorry Jez doesn't like her XD I do tho)
(Gus: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.)
(Jez: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.)
(June: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?)
(Jasper: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.)
(IM DYING READING ALL OF THESE WAIT)
(these quotes are kind of accurate tbh xDD)
"No hard feelins," Gus told Darius, clapping him on the back. Turning back to June, he nodded approvingly. "I'd say you know how t' care for a blade. She looks great." He eyed June, debating internally. "So……how'd it happen? Gettin' th' sword, I mean?"
(NOOOOO NOT JUNE. JASPER WILL RAGE)
('0' nuuu)
(wait Jez should become attached to her over time and then she dies and everyone can suffer :,)
(dw she is going to die)
(I'm still sad about it tho lmao)