forum “ wanna be a pirate with me?” ( closed)

Started November 01, 2021 by Deleted user

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(Lmao!)

Jonathan chuckled.

“No, more like Maxim is fucked and I won’t be hacking into government files ever again because I had to rewrite my programs three fucking times to avoid being found. But, I’ve got the whole damn file downloaded, and yes, we will be fucking gods if we do this,”he replied.

“How many more times will you have to rewrite your computer whatnot?”Bull asked.

“I don’t know, but I’ve been evading those fucking agents so far. And, I know exactly who the fuck said agents are,”Jonathan said with a grin.

“Back to the subject, how would we even get close to the big ship?”Boris piped up.

“As I said, I know who the agents are. And, the best part, Big Bitch has a shit ton of computers. We might not even have to board her, just as long as I can hack into her system. Then, I just transfer as much as fucking possible into an account, and we fucking bolt. Though, I get the feeling it won’t be that simple,”Jonathan explained.

“ it never is, I'll go get Amelia.” he said and went back into his room. “ babe, come here, we got an idea”

“I’ve been listening. If we do this, Beta-Man can go in my ship, since it’s smaller, and this ship acts as guard. But, I’m worried we’ll have to board this big ship, and five of us most likely won’t stand up against an army of guards, no matter our fighting skills,”Amelia said, joining the others.

“Well, if we do end up boarding Big Bitch, it would only need to be me and one or two people as backup, and stealth would be key. And since we have two ships, we can split up without too much issue. But, I already believe that we should scope this bitch out as much as possible before we move on her, because this is, obviously, a huge fucking task for a five-person crew,”Jonathan replied.

“Exactly, Beta-Man. Five people against a fucking army,”Bull sighed.

“It’ll be worth it though,”Jonathan said.

“ then lets get started. “ he said confidently. Keigo moved across his ship “ tag to beta man's room. Each screen one holopod. “ he said to the computer. As he said it multiple holograms poped up, mirroring the man's screens in his room.

The others followed Keigo.

“You honestly only need the computers on the left wall. That’s all the schematics and info. This bitch is huge,”Jonathan commented.

“If she’s that big, then more computers is better. Ain’t that how it works?”Bull asked.

“Depends on what you’re looking at, and how you organize the screen,”Jonathan immediately replied.

Bull sighed and shrugged,”Whatever.”

“ kay beta take over, she's yours, “ he said kindly and stepped out of the way.

Jonathan shrugged and stepped forward, reorganizing the holograms to show only the relevant computers, then organizing them into schematics, maps, and info.

“For a lady her size, she is very neat. Every fingernail polished to perfection, every seam in her dress absolutely flawless. However, she emits so much power and beauty, that she’s practically a fucking radio beacon. And, thus, she has twelve little brothers that cloak her, and guard her. Nobody’s looking under her skirt without their say so,”Jonathan explained, indicating a picture of twelve medium-sized ships around the large ship.

“The fact that you can explain all this in a way that is somewhat understandable by using a metaphor of a beautiful woman and her twelve brothers is fucking amazing,”Bull commented.

“I know, I’m a genius,”Jonathan replied jokingly.

“Anyway, before we get off subject, what are her weaknesses?”Amelia said.

“The ol’ serious one here,”Bull snorted. Amelia gave him a fake scowl, then chuckled.

“She does have a point though, so yeah, anyways. Big Bitch does have a few weaknesses, one that I already mentioned. She’s a beacon, and relies on her little brothers to keep her hidden. Secondly, her command center is small. In other words, she’s practically blind, and relies on her brothers to properly navigate. Thirdly, my favorite, she is a prototype of one of the largest ship designs in the past century. Which means that she’s extremely slow, and is still working out the kinks in all of her systems. The downside to that, is we don’t have the freedom of time to plan a heist, because she’s due for a check-up in anywhere from a couple weeks to a couple months max,”Jonathan said.

“ then lets get started. Right now Johnathan is co caption, anything he asks for within reason will be granted. I'm going to go outside and check up on the ship.”

Jonathan seemed mildly surprised, then shrugged.

“Well, I guess I could go for a bag of chips and a refill of coffee,”he said, snickering.

“I’ll get it,”Boris said.

Amelia turned to follow Keigo.

“It’s probably best if I checked my ship as well, even though it’s likely no different than before,”she said.

“ yeah just to be sure. “ he said and went to put on his space suit.

Amelia put on her own suit and looked at Keigo with a soft smile.

“Shall we?”

“ we shall.” he said and held his hand out for her.

Amelia giggled and took his hand. She patiently waited for the door to open.

(So, do you want anything to be wrong with the ships? It doesn’t matter to me)

Keigo opened the door and jumped. “ aleee!”

(Thumbs-up)

Amelia laughed as she went out with him. She then grabbed a hold of the ship, so that they didn’t fly too far out.

Keigo tied their ropes together.

“So, how do you want to do this? Front to back? Back to front?”Amelia asked.

“ I'll go back you go front. “ he said

“Alright. Just let me know if you see anything. I’ll do the same,”Amelia said.

She headed for the front of the ship.

Keigo nodded and went inside, he stayed in his suit and searches for anything suspicious