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Started April 23, 2018 by @@CheezeJesus

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“Ditto,” Briar snorted, kicking at a pebble. The suddenly, a mighty groan came from the ruin’s foundation. It shook and rumbled violently.
“Holy..Cheesus!” Briar screamed. “All I did was kick that McFricken, pebble-“
Then came an ungodly screech.
An animal came charging at the pair, it’s hulking figure towering over them.
“Ohmigod…it’s Harambe!”

(You could say Floyd helped in the nick of time?)

(That was bad and good at the same time)

Sura looked the guy up and down before turning his face away. "I'm good," he said, standing again and managing to keep his balance.

(You could say Floyd helped in the nick of time?)

(That was bad and good at the same time)

(I'm cackling because I made it bad on purpose hAAAAAA)

“Oh no. Oh no,” Thayer said, backing up. “Oh no.”

(Lmao)

Floyd shrugged his shoulders loosely, turning his attention back towards the stranger. “Er, I’m Floyd,” he said, deciding it may have been best to indroduce himself before he began to ask questions that the stranger may not have to answers to.

“Okay, I’m going to stop joking with the memes and actually be serious for once: RUN!” Briar pulled Thayer down the cracked, ancient steps of the ruin, bolting out onto the lush green grass, towards a brilliantly colored mesh of trees.

Thayer flinched in confusion, then quickly followed. “Um, I thought gorillas were nice! Did we piss it off?”

“Yep!” Briar kept on running, not looking back. “And, they’re not always so cool and collected you know. This isn’t ‘Tarzan’! Apes don’t sing humans lullabies about how they’ll protect you and make you their king!”

“What? Did they do that in Tarzan?”

He brushed off his jeans and looked around again. "I'm Sura. Where the hell are we?"

“You bet your ever lovin’ boots they did, dude!”

Sam scowled at Matt. "Go sit down before you fall and split your head open."

"Uhh… okay…" Matt tried to walk forward but just ended up folding his legs beneath him and violently sat down cross-legged on the floor.

Sam rolled his eyes. He vaguely wished that he could take his glasses off, but the combination of a headache and horrible vision forced him to keep them on. "I suppose I should ask your name."