(sup my dudes i want death or sleep rn. i swear i think my chem teacher thought i was high or something but no dude its just the sleep deprivation)
(No death, Red. Take a nap when you get home dude)
(my dude it's 9:00 am so i'm probably gonna fall asleep in class or during lunch. i wish i could go home lol. sorry)
(It's 11 here. I feel you though, I fell asleep in 2 classes yesterday lol. Just hang in there buddy.
NO DEATH)
(Also don't we all just wanna go home though?)
(yeah death is a bad, don't do that)
(fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I have to listen to this dumb lesson in health. Just when I thought I had time to rp)
(Ahh I hate that dude. I'm sorry)
(Also before I go… stabs everyone's anxiety
ok bye lol)
(okay lol. thank you lemonade child. i will try not to death, okay?)
(yeah no you're not allowed to death)
(but why not??)
(bc I said so)
(bc I said so too)
(we have all decided you can't die Red so you're gonna have to deal)
(I will mail myself to your house to argue in person if I have to- ok no but seriously, no death)
(I just imagined you stuffing yourself in a box and mailing yourself to Red's house lmao)
(Oh my god lmao)
(i'm just gonna get a random box of lemons through the mail lol. but i will not try to death today even though i feel like it. i must appease the shins and the childs)
("appease the shins" lol that sounds ridiculous out of context)
(would you rather i say chicken nuggets?)
(none of my nicknames make it sound better without context lmao)
(okay Mx. nine)
(Mx. nine? what does that mean?)
(mx is non-binary address of a person. pronounced "Mix" or "Mex". nine because it will continue to haunt you)
(ohhh ok, and yes the number 9 haunts me to this day)
(why does our vice principal have such big hair?????)
(genetics and not cutting it??)