forum Sliding into the roleplay forums

Started February 23, 2018 by @_sleeby_rat_

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(oh. i dont know that part. my i can go to the neighbor's house and kindly ask if I can swing on their swingset?)

(wait correct me if im wrong but that's a terrible idea)

(oh my god no don't do that)

(okay so maybe it is a terrible idea)

(no don't do that either, you're gonna get hit by a car or something)

(alternately if you have a nice yard you could just lie on the grass for a while, it's very relaxing. I did the other day when I felt sick and it actually helped)

(I have a yard filled with rocks and thorns and things so laying anywhere is kinda out of the question lol)

(why would i get hit by a car im not stupid)

(because your roads are busy?)

(no they're not???)

(well if you say you're having trouble forming complete thoughts, then I can see why you crossing a road might be worrying for a third party….)

(yeah dude just lay down or something you probably don't need to be attempting to cross a street)

(but i really dont want to lie down)

(what if i go swimming)

(…)

(that's…worse?)

(actually I think I'm going to eat some peanuts)

(I mean, you know how you're feeling, don't let us tell you what's best)

(I guess)

(no you're right it would be dangerous for me to leave my house at this state.)

(yeah just..idk eat your peanuts and don't do anything too crazy?)

(i'll just do something crazy within the safety of my own house)

(nevermind all we have is bread and quinoa and like healthy stuff and I don't want that)

(spits hot chocolate across room, speaks calmly you know wheat isn't actually that good for you so you could totally eat it)