forum Second Generation Superheroes (Open)

Started April 08, 2018 by @PrettyLittlePyro

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"Wait," Thomas looked at Jake, "What? No I mean I kidnapped all of your parents. They couldn't come if they wanted to."

(WAIT OMG I JUST REALIZED THOMAS HIDDLESTON PLAYS LOKI AND THE VILLAIN IS NAMED THOMAS I AM NOT OKAY PLEASE IGNORE THIS COMMENT)

(SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT JUST KNOW THAT THAT WAS COMPLETLEY UNINTETIONAL!)

(ITS OKAY IM JUST A LAME-O FANGIRL CRYING OVER HERE. ALTHOUGH HFANGIRLS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE CRYING SO ITS OKAY)

"WHO ARE YOU!"

“Yep. My dad tots let my other dad get captured again. Mhmm. This idiot is lying, guys. Plus. Tony Stark,” Meg said.

“Also I dont care who you are. We’re going to kill you nonetheless.”

"You doubt me mortal?" Thomas looked at the group. This is going to be harder than I thought. "I am Thomas son of Thanos."

"…that's nice. Don't really mean nothin' though."

"Wait," Thomas looked at Jake, "What? No I mean I kidnapped all of your parents. They couldn't come if they wanted to."

“Oh.” Jake said, “Thaaaat’s what you meant. Am I supposed to be prepared to fight? I’m not a hero. I only have my bow cause I was at archery class…”

“Oh. Great. Another ‘son of.’ Next thing you know, we’ll be getting another ‘Laufeyson!’ Or ‘of Asgard!’ Or whatever our parents dealt with,” Meg said.

"Wait. No, let's all calm down. So, unless you can travel halfway across the universe, my team/parents dropped me off here with Mantis Nebula, Gamora for a girls day out. So at least Drax, Groot, Rocket, and Peter are listening to 90's music and arguing in their ship."

“Well, don’t tell him that!” Meg grumbled.

"Wait, say that again? Fuckin' Thanos? Okay Gamora and Nebula will skin you alive now."

(Jake will be an innocent cinnamon roll, I actually don’t want to kill him.)

(Deal. Unlike Percabeth, Meg+Jake will live happily ever after)

(Jake will be an innocent cinnamon roll, I actually don’t want to kill him.)

(Deal. Unlike Percabeth, Meg+Jake will live happily ever after)

(:p)

“True…” Meg said, thinking aloud. “Their father-daughter issues are severe.”

"Ugh, I am so done with all of you!" Thomas shouted, "And yes I can travel across the WHOLE universe just like I'm going to do now because I am done with all of you. And if you doubt that I took your parents, maybe you'll just have to see for yourselves. Buh bye!"

"But honestly, Gamora and Nebula are his kids. Why another?"

“Nooo. Don’t leaveeee.”

“How threatening. A little boy who yells ‘Buh-bye’ as his villainous closing statement,” Meg said. “I am so very afraid.”

"Sorry Tommy, sibling rivalry."

"That's what you're headed for."

“Well weren’t the daughters adopted? I dont know that family tree was confusing. Too many betrayals.”

"Well, that just happened," Lila whistled, "Wanna deal with the fires now?"
(Also it was really hard to keep up with you guys. And I think being two people at once will be even harder so if any wants to take Lila when Thomas shows up that would be fine by me.)