forum Roleplay, anyone? (permanently closed)

Started January 25, 2018 by @blue_topaz

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Mackenzie made a duck face at him. "No. Don't huwt my couwsin." She commanded him.

(false alarm!)

(Happy face YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS)

"You're welcome, man." Ace grinned and then was injected with a pain-numbing drug. "This isn't the one that makes me spout nonsense, is it?"

(false alarm!)

(Why. Just why. Why do you keep doing this. I'm done here. *leaves)

"You do that anyways." Blake rolled his eyes.

(false alarm!)

(Why. Just why. Why do you keep doing this. I'm done here. *leaves)

(blame the sister)

"Right," Ace said, before the drug entered his system, "Turn left or right? The shower does not know."

Zander laughed. OH MY GOSH I'M BEING BIG-BROTHERED BY A FOUR YEAR OLD. "I would never, ever choose to hurt her, I care about her too much. She really means a lot to me."

"You could be a poet. A really bad one, but still." Blake decided, smirking a little.

"You pwomise???????" Mackenzie pressed.

"Poe. Poe-mo-slo-go." Ace giggled, "Edgar Allan Poe. Zebra lion baby go bow-wow!"

"Are you trying to tell me the baby of a abre and a lion is a dog?" Blake raised an eyebrow. "I don't think that's how genetics work." He mumbled to himself.

Zander smiled, and held out his pinky." I pinky promise to never, ever choose to or otherwise, hurt Dani."

Ace grinned, a delirious grin, but still a happy one. "Punnett squares! Sith lord! Luke, I am your father."

"Stars Wars, huh? I never actually got to watch those movies." Blake mused out loud.

Mackenzie locked her pinky with Zander's. But she still wanted an extra measure of security. "Cwoss youw heawt and hope to die, stick a cupcake in youw eye." She said.

"Pew, pew, pew, pew! Lightsabers!" Ace cracked up, "Zebras in the sky!"

Ace grinned, a delirious grin, but still a happy one. "Punnett squares! Sith lord! Luke, I am your father."

(YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

"What are we talking here? Unicorn zebras, Pegasus Zebras, or just flat out flying zebras?"

Zander laughed again." Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye."

"I saw a unicorn once! His name was Kameo." Ace smiled, "The stars are overrated, they could never compare to the constellation of freckles on Kameo's face."

With that, Mackenzie was sold. She smiled. "Okay." She rested her head back on his shoulder.

"Well right now you've gotta stay here with Macha and me, okay?"

"Do you know where Kameo is?" Ace cocked his head, "He would love you. KAMEO?!"