forum Queer RP

Started April 01, 2018 by @LavenderOnATrain

tune

(Awesome. But how will we drive to real England? An amphibious vehicle?)

(The magic schoolbus will be our vehicle)

(Alright, our plans are on hold, I gtg)

(Oh, so that's the bus we're stealing)

(Yo I live right in the middle in ye ol Pennsylvania.)

(Hey there I live across the ocean… wanna come get me?)

(I used to live across the ocean. But now I live in America. Someone get me out.)

(Alright, can anybody here legally drive a bus that we may or may not steal?)

(I mean, I can drive a car)

(Yeah, but like don't you need to get a bus license or something? I mean we also have to somehow steal the bus)

(Okay but like should we steal some children too to make it seem like it's a real bus and not a bunch of lunatics trying to escape the illusion we call reality and the hologram we call a universe?)

(But kidnapping… What do we do? Roll up to a child and be like, "hey, kid. Wanna go on a field trip?")

(Nah, we bribe them with death and destruction as that's the gen z way, and they will help us conquer the world)

(Bribe or threaten?! Gen Z is wild.)

(Bribe, obviously. Gen Z grew up knowing that they were probably going to get nowhere in life. I know a bunch of sixth graders that would be down to bring death and destruction to boomers)

(You're not wrong.)

(Any chance we're ever bringing this roleplay back?)

(I want to. I'm just awful at posting first.)

(sounds fun. Back to rp? Before this gets too out of hand.)

(Lol okay.)

(Where were we?)

(Sitting at dinner)

(right. Is anyone else here? Right now we have Josie and Xander.)

(Not sure.)