forum ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

Started July 09, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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(Wow M)
Jules clenched his jaw. "I should throw you out the airlock."

(thanks sly i know)

"Ohhh please do! You've already heard my views on it!"

"Shut up!" He grabbed at his hair. "You're giving me a headache you death-eager demon!"

"Fantastic! That's exactly what I was going for! Now, I'm going to pack my meager belongings (if you'll call them that), and get out of your hair, Cowboy!" She brushed rudely past him and grabbed up her purse which was resting on the sill of the window.

"Unbelievable." He sighed. "I think it'd be worse for you if I kept you aboard."

"It would be worse for both of us. Good day." She walked past him, her nose in the air, and her long black hair shimmering as she flounced away.

Jules flew through the hall and landed in front of her. "Ha. So you admit it'd be worse for you! Very well! You're not leaving!"

"wHAT??? I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"

"YES YOU DID!" Jules laughed.

"No! I didn't! I- screw this, I'm leaving!" She brushed past him again and towards the main deck.

He grabbed her arm. "Nope. Not happening."

She flailed away from him. "What's your problem, Cowboy? You were just so willing to throw me out the airlock, now you want me to stay?"

"Yes! Cus it'll cause you more pain! I also can't let a murderous demon out so there's that." He secured his grip around her. "Try and get out of this one ya hippie."

"Well, it's space, an airless death trap. I think my head would explode before I could actually get anywhere."

"Yeah, but according to your brain, which I can still hear by the way, it'll be more painful if you stay with me."

"I'd rather my head explode."
I don't know what I'd rather anymore. This idiot's mixing me up!

I'm not an idiot you moron.
"Still not letting you go I'm afraid."

She jerked her arm out of his grasp. "Fine. Don't lock me in your gay closet again, or I'm really leaping out of that airlock."

"Since when was I gay?"