forum ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

Started July 09, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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How about you go choke on a leaf, Cowboy?

Why are you so standoffish?

Why are you so straight up?

Cus it's my job. Are you a professional asshole or something?

Sure, you smartass. Go away.

(Alrighty)

The ship lurched. They were thrown to the wall. "What the-"

Lilith screamed briefly before hitting blinding pain in her back. "Ow…"

Jules rushed to a wall monitor. "OH COME ON! PIRATES???"

Lil straightened up, rubbing her back and her head throbbing. "OW!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"

"PIRATES ARE ATTACKING OUR-I MEAN MY SHIP!"

Lil limped out of the quarters. "Ughhh this is very annoying. Bring them up on the screen, I'll talk to those assholes."

"They haven't hailed us yet. That gives us time." Jules ran down the hall, then came back carrying a couple of guns. "Here."

Lil snatched it and cocked it. "Alright. I'm ready to shoot some sons-of-"

Jules grimaced as another blast rocked the ship. "They're latching on!"

She walked over to the door which was closest and braced herself. "Ready, Cowboy?"

He followed, cocking his gun. "Ready, ya hippie."

Lil pointed her gun at the door, her heart thudding with excitement. C'mon…

A spark appeared on the far corner of the door. Jules watched it as it traveled up, forming a good sized hole. He tightened his grip on his gun and glanced at Lil.