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Started May 12, 2018 by Deleted user

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A few minutes later Sherlock gave John a bowl of strange looking but tasty soup.

"Voila. I can actually cook, you know."

John looked down at the bowl Sherlock handed him. "Oh." He took it from him. "Thanks."

"How does it taste?"

"Good…" John swirled his soup for eyeballs. "Yes, good. Thank you."

"See? Eyeballs do taste good, even when diced up."

John gagged and dropped the spoon into the bowl. "That was a joke…right?" He suddenly felt sick.

(Nvm I'm back) "Do I ever joke?"

"You're not going to die, so just eat it."

"Sherlock!" John gagged. "What did I tell you?!"

"No body parts. But there wasn't any other source of protein so I figured…" he shrugged.

"I could've just gone to the store!" John felt like he was gonna throw up.

"Twitter. Mycroft will have done it by now."

"You're fine."

"Check your Twitter."

John felt his stomach backflip again. "Check it yourself." He quickly grabbed his phone from his pockets and placed it on the table before running to the bathroom.

"You're fine! It's not deadly! I think!"

"I'm…not. Your…damn test subject." John retorted from the bathroom in between gags.

"Beware of hallucinations, I may have dropped a drug in there while making the soup!"

"I…am… you're damn..test subject..after all." John growled.

"You'll be fine." (Several minutes later… Sherlock: I think John died. John: Sherlock I will murder you! Sherlock: Not dead after all but I may be.)

(lmaoo
Mrs Hudson: Hears gunshots "What are they doing to my walls?!"
Steven Moffat: "No no no, mrs Hudson, no no no.)

Sherlock went into the bathroom with some medicine and towels. "Sorry about that."