(Hmm. I came out and he's still homophobic, but I guess some people's minds aren't easy to change. It doesn't mattet, at least my mom's cool with it.)
After a few minutes, Alison's ankle had recovered, and she and Joe began to dance again. This time, the Doctor sat out, with the Master standing in his own corner away from his partner. Though they were only a few feet away, their expressions made them seem galaxies apart. "Hello, and who might you be?" the woman from earlier, Jillian, asked the Master. "I saw you walking my daughter in law down the aisle." she said critically. "Ah, you must be the delightful Mrs. Latham I've heard so much about! Allow me to introduce myself, I am Professor Zeno Wolfgang LeMaitre." the Master lied. "I was the delightful Mrs. Cheney's Latin teacher. I believe we must have met at some point." he said firmly. Mrs. Latham's eyes glazed over, and then she snapped out of the trance. "Ah, Professor, yes! I'm so sorry, I'm incredibly flustered today!" Jillian stuttered. "Ah, if you will excuse me, I believe my colleague wishes to speak with me." he said, noticing the Doctor's warning glance. He got up out of his seat, and then followed the Doctor outside.
Alison noticed the Doctor leaving just as the last song came to an end. She ran out after him, hiding behind the bushes when she saw the heated argument.
"I said no hypnotism!" the Doctor shouted, hands in the air. "My dear, there is a difference between hypnotism and suggestion. You're making a fool of yourself." the Master replied. "Well I don't know, Professor. You tell me." the Doctor snapped. "Well, given that Mrs. Cheney and Mr. Latham happen to be watching us, I suggest we cease this discussion and leave it to a later hour." the Master replied. "Alison, come on out, you're embarrassing yourself. You too, Joe." the Doctor said wearily. "Sorry." Alison said, stepping out behind the bush, Joe following. "But really. Where are you two heading off to? We haven't even had a snog in the shrubbery yet, and you go swanning off to the TARDIS without me!" Alison snapped. "Well, I'm sorry. Go snog then." the Doctor said sarcastically, leaning against the TARDIS casually. "Oh heck no." she said, pushing open the doors and walking inside. Joe cautiously followed, and was awed by the sight. "But-what the-it's huge on the interior!" he gasped. "Oh, just say it's bigger on the inside. It's like you people try to jazz it up." the Doctor said, walking inside the TARDIS, and the Master following. "So is this goodbye then?" Alison asked. "Well, I don't know. Joe?" the Doctor said. "Yeah, definitely goodbye." Joe said. "Well, let's wait for Will and Nico. Don't want to leave them behind!" the Doctor said cheerfully, spinning around the console room. "Doctor, how much have you had to drink?" Alison said. "Oh, I don't know, nine glasses of champagne? But never mind that, we've got places to see!" he said. Alison chuckled at his ridiculousness, and waited for Will and Nico to arrive. All of time and space, and she could see it all. Joe was still in shock, barely registering the conversation. It was bigger on the inside. That little blue box broke all laws of physics known to man.