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Started November 04, 2019 by Deleted user

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"Not rulin' it out. Wanna see a really gnarly scar I got?" He patted his chest, grinning stupidly. "It's fuckin' gross."

Archer blinked, definitely surprised by the question. “Sure…” He wasn’t uncomfortable with stuff like that, but it didn’t exactly excite him either.

Klaus lifted up his shirt, pointing to a jagged scar about half a foot long. "Innit nasty? I don't remember how I got it." He dropped his shirt back down, laughing. "Not jokin', dude, I really don't know."

Archer raised his eyebrows. “Damn…That is pretty crazy!” he agreed. “How many scars like that do you have?”

"Oh, damn.. I don't know." He dusted off his shirt. "A handful? More? Dunno."

“So, that’s what you’re doing all the time? Getting random scars and getting into fights? The life you lead is so different from mine,” Archer said, running a hand through his hair.

"Uhhh, yeah. It's like a hobby of mine." He hopped back up onto the kitchen counter, this time hitting his head. "Oh, shit!" Klaus rubbed his head, groaning. "Ow.."

“Are you okay?” Archer asked, concerned for a moment before smirking. Klaus was probably fine. “Don’t tell me this is how you get all of your scars.”

"I think I'm fine. Am I bleeding? Scalp feels warm." He tipped his head down, showing Archer. He was not.

Kalervo maneuvers himself into the room of the two that had just got back. He calls out in greeting, “‘Bout time you two got back. Where were you all at?”

He walks a bit closer. “Ah..”

"Kalervo! Hey! Is my head bleeding?" He barked, setting down the groceries next to him. "'Cause I feel like it is but I'm not too sure."

"We were just at the grocery store," Archer informed Kalervo, frowning as he studied Klaus's wound. "It doesn't look very bad. You're probably fine."

(idk if you meant Klaus isn't bleeding or he isn't fine so I went with the former lol)

(He's not bleeding, don't worry! He's just a dramatic baby)
"Thanks. Aw shit, I gotta put the groceries up." Klaus slid off the counter, ducking his head before crouching down to get the bags of food off of the floor.

"Need any help?" Archer asked, glancing at the bags. He could just move them with telekinesis, because Archer was a showoff ghost who didn't like going corporeal.

"Ehh, it's jus' a few bags. Help if you want." Klaus opened the fridge, beginning to put away the various fruits and vegetables he ended up buying. "..Yeah, go 'head and help."

Archer grinned and put some of the food away, levitating each item one by one to its correct place.

"You know, I've never understood the obsession people got with avocados. Maybe it's 'cause I've never eaten one and never will, but what's so great about 'em? They're jus' like.. green." Klaus finished putting away the produce, shutting the fridge. "Y'know? I's like 'ooh, woah, a seed and I go fuckin' apeshit whenever i see a fucken' fruit with seeds 'cause I'm basically a giant fuckin' monkey.'" It was possible that Klaus was just annoyed that he couldn't eat avocados and humans could.