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Started November 04, 2019 by Deleted user

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“…Tats, Archer. Tattoos. Skin ink. Like- what I have covering almost every inch of my body.” He parked the car, finally arriving back at the house. “Ring a bell?”

Archer blinked, narrowing his eyes slightly. “Oh…well you don’t have to be so condescending about it,” he replied. “I’m bad at socializing, not an idiot.”

“I’m not being condescending, dipshit.” Klaus sucked out of the car, nearly hitting his head. “And I never said you were an idiot.” He ran his hands over his neck. “I think there’s a blank patch on the back I can get filled. Hope it’s big enough to squeeze something in.”

Archer frowned for a moment but was able to stop thinking about it. He got out of the car as well, closing the door telepathically. “What were you thinking of getting?” he asked curiously.

“Who knows. Might just give my guy a $15 and tell him to make something cool up. It’s what he did on my shoulder.”

“Really? That’s actually quite fascinating!” Archer exclaimed, trying to find said tattoo. He didn’t have a drop of ink himself, though now it was pretty much impossible. Still, while he thought Klaus’s tattoos were cool, he didn’t want any himself.

He patted a piece on his shoulder- a traditional style wolf, foaming at the mouth. “It was practice. Now this one- this one, I let a packmate do for fun after takin’ two tabs of acid. Awful idea, but I’ll die ‘fore I get it covered up.” The piece was shit. Small little stickman, not a single straight line in sight. It was worth noting that a good portion of his tattoos were werewolf (or at least monster or wolf) themed.

Archer laughed, not getting the exact situation but he was quite familiar with that kind of concept. “That’s quite the tattoo. Lots of wolves, too. They’re cool.”

“Always good to be proud of yourself. I basically got a self portrait here, ain’t that nuts?” He pointed to a tattoo of a rabid-looking wolf. “Showed that to my buddy. It’s from when I was in the middle of a shift. That’s the time I almost killed a police dog, hah. Did not get off scott free. Tried, though.”

“Why on earth were you fighting a police dog? Never mind, I’m not sure I want the answer to that,” Archer responded, shaking his head slightly. Were all werewolves like this? Not that he knew enough to tell.

“I’ll answer anyway. Dumb angry dog finds another dumb angry dog. One of them is like.. 4 times larger and also has all impulse control replaced by pure rage and also testosterone. The other dog is just a bitch.”

“So you fought a lady dog?” Archer joked, chuckling a bit. “Chivalry is truly dead.” He smirked at Klaus.

“Chivalry is dead and I killed it with my bare hands.” Klaus nodded, fluffing up hair. “Dead in the dirt. Also fuck cops. Especially cop dogs. They suck ass.”

Archer chuckled. “Well your life sounds exciting. Can’t say I’ve ever really had a run-in with cops. Or fought anyone, much less a dog.”

“You should try it sometimes. Cops or dog, either one. Equally fun.”

“I’m a ghost,” Archer said, stating the obvious. “So I’m exactly sure how that would work. I think I’m content to just hear you talk about fighting, anyway. I’m not a confrontational person.”

“Fair enough. I used ta be a paid fighter, you know. When I was like.. 18. I’d get a buddy to enter me into dogfights durin’ my whole werewolf time. Absolutely crushed. Then they found I was a werewolf and wouldn’t let me back in, but whatever.”

“Sounds exciting,” Archer responded. “So you got in a lot of fights then. Were you ever afraid?”

“Prob’ly not. I got literally zero fears ever.” He laughed raucously. “And also I don’t have memories from that.”

“What? Why not?” Archer asked, scrunching his nose in confusion. “Did you get hit in the head or something?”

“No. Just don’t remember half’a what happens when I shift.” Klaus glanced at Archer before walking inside. “Nothin’ crazy.”

“Oh, for a moment there I thought it was because you got really beat up or something,” Archer said as he walked inside as well. “That’s less scary.”