forum My first Rp! pls join! ^_^

Started April 02, 2018 by Kaitlyn_Is_Cool

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“It is, one of my friends have it. It’s a little annoying.”

"Hmm, so maybe not then? I feel like you'd get bored of hearing my thoughts all the time. You know, boring dog things. And contemplating the meaning of life… but we don't talk about that."

“… I’m slightly scared what goes through that brain of yours.”

"Strange things, Ruby. Strange things." Akira shook her head. "Most dogs just think about food and sleep, quite boring. But when you understand human speech, there's a whole world of new things to think about. Like what alcohol would do to a dog's system."

“It’s toxic for dogs.” Ruby said, wrinkling her nose. Blankly packing her essentials into a backpack.

"Hmm. Lots of things are poisonous to dogs. Like, I've always wanted to try chocolate since humans seem to like it so much, but I can't because apparently I could die or something."

“… that’s true.”

(Fun fact: My grandma's dog ate an entire tray of brownies and he was fine. I still wouldn't risk it tho)
"And avocados.. like, what could possibly be bad for dogs in avocados?"

(XD)
“It’s not bad for dogs, it’s just a rumor.”

"Hmm. I doubt I'd like it anyways. What would happen if dogs had opposable thumbs?"

“… well. I have no idea.” Ruby admitted.

"They could write, and hold things with something other than their mouths! That'd be cool. See? Aren't you glad you found an interesting dog?"

Ruby chuckled, “Not too humble though.”

"I am sometimes. But all the time would be boring, wouldn't it? Like, 'Oh yes master! I would love to do anything for you master!'. I like to think of us as… equals I suppose. Considering I have at least close to human intelligence, that should put us near the same level, shouldn't it?"

Ruby laughed, “Of course.”

"It makes me sick how some dogs just fawn over people. Nothing against people of course, I just think that dogs deserve respect as well, and they aren't pleading a very convincing case for themselves."

“I feel guilty for some reason now.”

"Why? You haven't done anything. If anything, I insulted dogs."

“Oh.” Ruby blankly put the backpack down and took a seat on the sofa. “What’s your biggest question?”

"My biggest question? I have a lot of random questions. One could be saying 'This sentence is false'. Is the sentence true or false? Or where do vanished objects go? Though I think I know the answer to that one, I heard someone talk about it. 'Into nonbeing, that is to say, everything.'" (Harry Potter reference YEET)

“Well. Uh. Jesus is always the answer?”

"Perhaps not to those questions in particular, but yes. Do you think that animals go to Heaven? Because I'd really rather not go to Hell."