forum I Know Pride Month Was Four Days Ago But... (1 on 1) (Closed)

Started July 05, 2018 by @IconicUsername

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"Did you just call me sunshine?" he asked incredulously, half hysterical, half just confused. "Wha…? How did… you were there, but I woke up there… I…"

"Uh, apparently you decided that you wanted to sleep on me." He said looked down at his shirt, a smile growing on his face, "And I can tell you were dreaming about me," He looked away from the small spot of drool, "Why else would you drool?" he teased.

"I was not," he exclaimed breathlessly. "And I did not decide to sleep on you. I was on a completely different side of the bed when I fell asleep. I'm not responsible for this."

"Sure you're not," Darren laughed, "You are far more to blame for this than me and about the dream thing… let's face it,"

"The dream thing is irrelevant," he huffed. "And inaccurate," he quickly added. "Just shut up about it and go be useful and make breakfast you oaf."

"The dream was totally accurate, I can tell," He was already out the door to make breakfast, "What do you want?" He yelled.

"It was not!" he shouted. "I don't care, look through the rations in the cupboard and find something edible."

"Something edible? So none of it? Can't you just let me make pancakes or something?"

"No, because the supplies I get are… Highly supervised. I couldn't make pancakes if I wanted to. Plus I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to something in pancakes, can't remember what though," he said from the bedroom, getting ready to take a shower.

"Ugh, fine," He filtered through the rations, disapproving of all of them but food was food and he needed it.

"Love you," he joked, before walking into the bathroom.

"Love you too," his said under his breath. He picked his head up with wide eyes, he hoped that was just a natural reaction. "Are you taking another shower?"

"Yes!" he called from the bathroom, turning on the shower water. "It's mandatory to take two showers a day."

"That is so not good for you!"

"Last time I checked, my life is controlled by the government so I can't do much about that!"

"You could try," Darren shrugged, "but you have fun with damaged hair and skin along with lack of natural body oils,"

"Can we rebel against at the government tomorrow?" he whined.

"Yes of course dear," Darren teased.

He muttered something about ridiculousness and finished his shower, coming out of the bedroom when he had dried and clothed himself. "So, what'd you find?"

"Many things," He placed what he had found on the counter but was very vague about what they were.

"Wow, so many things," he said sarcastically, yawning again.

“Yes much thing. Pick one and don’t make me read,”

"Mm, I want to hear you read," he teased. "Fine, fine. That one."

Darren nodded and picked the one he pointed at, it’s not like he couldn’t read just that he wasn’t that good at it and preferred to avoid it.

"If you love me, you'll warm it up for me," he said cheekily, going off to go find his backpack and homework.