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Started July 09, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Neither of you are dying. But the Hogfather is." Death said. "What, a jolly fat man prowling around kid's bedrooms? Good riddance." Susan said.

"And he doesn't visit birds." Quoth muttered. "So he can go ock ock for all I care."

"Will, I need backup. Code red." Death said, he was failing in conveying the message to Susan.

“Yessir.” What the heck is code red?

"If the Hogfather is not saved, the sun will not rise." Death said.

"Why's that?"

"Old gods do new jobs. I cannot explain farther."

“Even I don’t get this talking skeleton sometimes.” Will snorted.

"Hurtful." Death snapped at Will.

Will shrugged.

"Belief is already fading, but someone is making it accelerate." Death said. "Well, jolly good. Now why are you two freaks even here? This is harassment, I can report you!" Susan bluffed.

Susan turned to Quoth. "When I say the word, claw their eyes out." she said.

Quoth nodded vigorously.
(I gtg to bed)

“Sir! The mortal is gonna order the raven to get rid of my seeing spheres!” Will yelped, hiding behind Dearh.

"I do not need eyes. I do not see why you are so attached to them." Death said.

“Just because you don’t need eyes doesn’t mean I don’t!”

(I gtg too, night!)

(Aw, night!)

(I honestly have no idea. Sorry, I couldn't actually fall asleep last night so I can't functioning like normal human beans do.