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Started May 04, 2018 by @LuckyLemon

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Wishing he were somewhere else, Mason said, "Yoda?"

Xavier from X-Men appeared in the corner. 'Hey, Barry, you gotta come join the X-Men.'

"You, mister, are a cool dude," Barry said, pointing at Xavier.

"Zen is key to prosperity," the ghost of Buddha appeared from a nearby shrine in the building.

(wHY IS BUDDHA HERE)
'Avada kedavra!' shouted Voldemort, pointing his wand at one of the nurses and disappearing a moment afterward.

Barry laughed at the dead nurse.

Cameron was horrified.

David, Barry's dad, stared in shock at the dead nurse, shouting, 'NO! WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH NOW?!'

“Edna. Do Edna.” Edna said, stepping out of the shadows.

'Flippin' heck, you're hot!' shouted David before kissing Edna.

Get a room! thought Cameron, turning away from the couple.

"Help us find one then," Edna shot back before kissing David again.

Irritated, Cameron pointed to an empty room down the hall. "Look, a room!"

Jack was irritated,"Please go there, David and Edna."

“KISS ME, DAVID!” Edna yelled as she and David ran into the room.

'Lol,' muttered David before kissing edna

"Mary is alone, does anyone ship anyone with Mary?" Asked John

"Nah dude, Mary's that saint lady right?" Questioned a nearby patient who didn't know much about anything.

“Oprah’s the saint lady, idiot.” Barry said, coughing.

"Please take this gift card for a million dollars as a Thank-You for summoning me; everyone gets a gift card!" Exclaimed Oprah as she danced through the ER in tap shoes.

Queen Elizabeth burst into the room, "That is my job!"

"Rightio that one is; the job of our beloved Queen," Barry replied oddly.

Surprised, John said, "Get out, people! This is a hospital! Not some kind of weird game prize show thingie!"

Teasing, Barry piped up, "You're just jealous."