forum Alphabet stories (read instructions)

Started May 04, 2018 by @LuckyLemon

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"Hello, mum," Barry said, looking ill.

"I am shocked, Barry! This, again?" exclaimed his mother. "I hate to yell, but this is ridiculous. The third time? Fourth?"

"Just hear me out please mother…." Barry tried to interject.

"Kill me now, it's the shouty mother again," mumbled one of the doctors to a nurse.

"Lenny I can't, if I kill you I have to revive you; it's the job description."

(XD)

"Mother of Barry, would someone please take her out!" Cried the second doctor.

"Not your mother anymore, she can be your mother," spat his ex-mother, pointing at the nurse speaking to Larry as she strutted out.

"Ooookay, what just happened?" Poor Barry couldn't register the big life change that just occurred because of the drugs.

"People are just so weird sometimes," someone explanained.

"Quacks is what I call 'em," said a doctor as he pulled out surgical instruments.

'Right, I guess I'm your mum now,' mumbled the nurse, patting Barry on the shoulder. 'Hello, uh, son?'

(XP)

"Sorry, sonny," Barry giggles through the drugs.

(XD)

"Mother of Barry, would someone please take her out!" Cried the second doctor.

(……… you know what I’m going to say)

“This is awkward.” A doctor said, since a nurse had just became the ‘mother’ of the patient.”

Usually the slow one, Lenny asked, "What?"

"Valentine's Day is coming!"

"When….? Will you be my valentine then.?" Barry mumbled through at a random nurse.

Xavier cut in,"She's my Valentine!"

"YOU?!" The nurse fakes a gag. "Never!"

Zach said,"Actually she's mine…"