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Started May 04, 2018 by @LuckyLemon

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[I know several peeps with names that start with 'M;' for the sake of them and all things 'M,' could we not abolish the 13th letter quite yet?! (Geez, I just realized the 13….)]

[I know several peeps with names that start with 'M;' for the sake of them and all things 'M,' could we not abolish the 13th letter quite yet?! (Geez, I just realized the 13….)]

(My first name has 2 "M"s in it and my last name has 1, I just really don't think it's a necessary number/shape/color.)

(M IS A NECESSARY PERSON)

(YEAH BUT M ISN'T A NECESSARY NUMBER)

"PEEPS, COOL IT, HELP FOR BARRY HAS ARRIVED!!"

"QUIT TALKING FOR ONCE, GOD!"

"Really," said the superhero, shaking his head as he walked into the room.

"Shut it, you have no room to talk"

"Touché," said the superhero, leaving the room in a blur.

"Understand…" one of the doctors murmured. "We need to understand why you ate that rock, Barry."
(omg this rp is hilarious)

Very quickly, the doctors noticed that Barry had unfortunately eaten more than just a rock; an entire mountain rested heavily in his stomach.

“Why…. how…?” A doctor said, clearly flabbergasted.

(Omg lol it just got better.)

"Xylem consumption is definitely the cause of this problem," Unhelpfully quoted a nurse from a Biology textbook.

“Yes, very helpful.” A doctor sarcastically said, rolling their eyes.

"Zeke, don't die on me, please," says the same nurse, confused as to the identity of Barry.

“Aaron, that’s his name, not Zeke.” Corrected the other nurse.

"Barry, dude, my name is Barry."

“‘Course it is.”

“‘Course it is.”

"Dude, he's right," says a nurse, reading the clipboard at the end of the bed.

Excitedly, the other nurse nodded at the correct name used, "Finally."

"Fantastic, now how are we going to save him?" A doctor said, jabbing at Barry's stomach.

"Great, what did he do this time?" His mother walked into the room.