forum A Sort-of Lion, A few Witches, A Not-Quite Closet(malfunction). Stalkers wanted.

Started April 04, 2018 by @Ca1iCa1--Is--Tired

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Lata groaned. Orion's comments only encouraged Sam's dirty behavior. To think he was supposed to be the adult here. She just started eating so she could leave the table faster.

Cas frowned. "They are both horrible, especially without his second to keep him in line," he huffed

"Honestly, older Sam was at least able to control himself much better. He has a bit of an issue with anger, but it's mostly under control. Or it was," Lata commented. She began pushing her food around her plate with her fork.

Sam scowled over at them. "If you'd like to say something, say it to my face," he said in a forced sing-song voice. Cas frowned back, sipping his coffee.

"Well, this version of Sam is a rich snob who gets angry when he doesn't get what he wants half the time."

Lata rolled her eyes and said, "Yes your highness," in a sarcastic tone.

“You’re acting like an arrogant, horny little bastard,” Lucy said nonchalantly. She had no problem saying it, even if I could be considered very rude.

(Lata just like: dude why are you like this?
Sam: Deal with it
Lata: k, just gonna do what you do to me then, see how you like it saltiness increases)

Having food in her mouth now, she nodded quickly to emphasise her agreement.

"Well, at least I'm not some lowly bacteria who's got an average lifespan of 70 years," Sam huffed, taking another piece of bacon. Cas got up, taking the plate of bacon from him.

"You are not eating all this," Cas said, pointing a finger at Sam. The guardian scowled.

"Give that back, you feathered worm!" Cas made a small, offended noise.

"I am not a worm, you arrogant prostitute!" he said loudly, gesturing with his free arm as he set the plate down

(HAHAHAHA)
"At least I'm not a conceited ass hole who's older than dirt," she retorted, smirking. With this, she took a piece of bacon from the plate and ate it while staring directly at Sam.
(SHE IS SO SASSY AND I LOVE IT)

"I'm sorry, would you like to speak up? I can't hear you down there!" Sam said, raising his voice and making exaggerated motions while cupping one of his ears. Cas stood up.

"Okay, you need to shut up. Either get a room with Orion somewhere and do…something until your general dickery wears off, or stop talking and eat your damn breakfast!" he yelled

"Like I said, older than dirt. Must be too prideful go get some damn hearing aids," she muttered. Hearing the suggestion of Sam getting with Orion also disgusted her, but it would be a nice relief to not have to put up with the younger version of the guardian for awhile.

Sam growled, stomping towards her. Cas immediately got in the way. "Hey, hey, she's just a kid. Calm down, damn it!" Sam scowled at him.

"You're lucky I can't summon anything still, or you would be up to your twiggy little neck in lava," he spat

Lata frowned. He brought this on himself and he knew it.
"Sam… I'm sorry okay, but I'm sick of your piss-poor attitude okay?" she admitted it, feeling upset at being threatened.

Sam turned away from them, folding his arms. "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a delight to be around," he said, pouting a little. He actually felt a little bad about threatening the others, but his pride kept him from apologizing

Lucy’s arm had shot out in front of Lata in a protective manner when Sam had approached. She glared at him sharply and took a deep breath, shaking her head in disappointment.

"Fine! I'll just take my breakfast and leave!" Sam said, grabbing a plate and serving himself before stomping out the door

Orion makes tea, and follows, sitting down next to him.

Lucy exhaled the sharply. “The hell is wrong with him?” She asked, knee bouncing as she simply poked at the food on her plate with a fork, not having an appetite anymore.

Cas sighed. "He's a finicky thing at best. Had to put up with him like this for a couple trillion years. Hopefully his key will reset soon and he'll be back to normal." Outside, Sam storms over to the willow, sitting down beneath it.

"Stupid mortals," he mutters before starting to eat his food

Lata felt bad for making Sam so angry, but he was being a jerk. She wanted the normal Sam back.
"I sure hope so…" she said, finishing her breakfast.

(Ah I have to leave for like 2 and a half hours or so)

Lucy gave a hum in agreement, finally taking a bite of her food. She was sure that it tasted amazing, just everything just felt bland to her in that moment.