forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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Cherry-flavored butt sauce

Double sided tape

"Ah, a bird. I've heard about one of those."

“Is it like the toaster situation except with a kettle”

WHO WANTS TO BUY A F*CKING DOOR

"CLARISSE HOW DARE YOU REJECT ME"
"I AM UPSET"
"I don't"
"Hey yo what's cookin"
"You good, bro" "Yeah man shore"

YEETUS DELETUS LAREETUS BANEETUS THAT FEETUS

"SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCOOOOOOORE"
"How're yoy?"

That's not a mackerel that's a salmon

"sitting on the toilet"

"Fuckin' Rachel!"
"Our Llama Overlords"
"Hail Tommy"
"You're just overall gay"
"Grind you like corn"
"He's wearing short sleeves, like the slut he is"

"remember that time in seventh grade when we blew up a plant in science?"

"In ThIs WoRlD iT's KiLl Or Be KiLlEd"

"Whoever can perfectly quote the most vines in two minutes gets the cookie."

"In ThIs WoRlD iT's KiLl Or Be KiLlEd"

YESSSSSSSSSS

"I AM PEASANT! I HAS NO MEMORY FOAM!"

at lunchtime after we're done eating my friends and I will hide in the biggest bathroom stall until lunch is over. six people in one stall. one person will stand in front of the toilet as if they were peeing, two people will sit on the toilet with their feet up so it looks like they aren't there, one person will stand in the corner with a backpack covering their feet, one person will sit on the little metal bar next to the toilet with one foot on the toilet seat for balance, and I spiderman myself up the wall so people outside can't see me.

WOW

THAT'S AMAZING

WHY THO?

BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN ALL STORM OUT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

YAAAS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at lunchtime after we're done eating my friends and I will hide in the biggest bathroom stall until lunch is over. six people in one stall. one person will stand in front of the toilet as if they were peeing, two people will sit on the toilet with their feet up so it looks like they aren't there, one person will stand in the corner with a backpack covering their feet, one person will sit on the little metal bar next to the toilet with one foot on the toilet seat for balance, and I spiderman myself up the wall so they can't see me.

Wauuuuuu

one time I was being lookout for teachers and I was peeking over the stall wall (and there's another wall in front of the door so people can't see in) and this little girl walks in (and I couldn't see her coming because of the other wall) and there we are just staring at each other

an actual conversation between me and my friends:
"so are we hiding in the bathroom today?"
"what else would we do"
"good point"

wow
friend goals

"Would you like a mint? I keep them in my pants!"

ohoHOHO xD