forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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(Only Emma will understand this one…)
"I am no peasant."
"Then wouldn't that make you a pheasant??"

(XD
…Peasant…)

"drow." (Friend #1)
"Me no 'drow', you 'drow'!"(Friend #2)
"Guyz! Stahp with the drow-ing already!" (Me)
"NEVER!"(Friend #2)

(XD
…Peasant…)

(Pfft
…Queen howdy, partner…)

(XD
…Peasant…)

(Pfft
…Queen howdy, partner…)

(bows dramatically)

"Badabingbadaboom"
"I ain't touching that slime go away"
"Aww….drat."

( and this one……I hate but it's laffy taffy anyways)
"Na-na-natasha! Na-na-natasha! Nanananananana!"
Me: proceeds to chase friend down the hall

"What's that?"
"It's a fan."
(sarcastically) "Oh, a fan! Sorry, I thought it was an ELEPHANT!"

"Touro bom?"

"What is chocolate with no sugar?"
"It's–"
"IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!!!"
"IT'S DEATH!"
"YES EXACTLY TASHA!"

"Parr-FECT"

"A PROXIMA VAI SER NA CARA!"

pained voice "Mmm, beach air soccer DESERT! …..So…..delicious….

Freaking Red Lion…

"And IIIIIIII-EE-IIII WILL ALWAYSS LUV YOUUUOOOOO. ♪♪"

"CAMMEH"
"ABBEH"
"CHLOEH"
"MONKEH"
"DISNEH"

"i murdered them all muhahaha i am the ccg"

“I ain’t doin no Cooba diving in no Oh-chin with Charks. Nope not doing it”-my dad
“But Charks are cool.” -me
“I said no Cooba diving in the oh-chin. Especially with Charks!”- dad again

"My fridge is empty of snacks. Send halp"
"Sending "Help"
"Help".exe has been sent…
Help"
"Thank you"

….and dont forget my Colombian drug lord boyfriend Juan-Carlos De La Hoya-Smith.

Ohmygod we just killed 200 people for giggles….

"I'll tell you…as long as you dont snitch to the fbi."

BURD!

"Carp."

"Dat. Was. bee's leghinges LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!"
"NATASHA YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO DRAG YOU BACK THERE!"
"I'm not even wearing a swimming suit Brooke staaahhhppp."
"…..Fine. I'll just push you in."
(More like a laffy taffy situation then an inside joke tho tbh)

"LIXO! YOU. ARE. LIXO! HOW DARE YOU NOT PLAY THIS GAME YOU LIXO!!!"
all six of us die laughing

"Crying like a red baby dragon"
"L..l…l…Lloyd"

"Ten…"
"What?"
"Nine…."
"You aren't being possessed by a Weeping Angel, get over yourself."
"Eight."
sounds of choking, light thud

"Still alive, thanks for asking"
"Bookies"

"Orange juice."
"DULUTH TRADING CO! FEELS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING NOTHING!"
"OPERAP! BLING!!"
"MEEEEEEEEEG!!"
"Ben Solo more like Ben Swolo, amiright?"
"You with your genius intellect and noodle limbs…"
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!!!"
"The elusive Devin"
"Please Soda we know you killed Steve!" "Yeah but only cuz he killed Sandy!"
"JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL!!!!!!!"
"Janice Jay the Secratar-eh"
"Chevy or Kia?"