forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

Brownies

and then the bartender said,

"BUT YOU CAN'T PUT THAT IN A MATTRESS!"
His customer shouted back enthusiastically,
"I DON"T CARE JERALD!"

"i don't ever truely die"
"Mirakleez"

IM A COW FUCK
trash can goddess
mother of humaintiy
seran wrap

"Hey guys wanna hear a joke?"

"Boonsboro"

"huhehhehehhehehe"

still laughing from that joke from like, three months ago

"yeah i can see where you're comin' from"
"i live in the forest i know what im doing"

gosh dang it debbie
you killed my children ALL NINETY OF THEM
Not FRed
OH GOD MALFOY

"So I know some Japanese dishes-"
"i know you know…
THAT IM NOT TELLING THE TRUTH
I know you know
THEY JUST DONT HAVE ANY PROOF"

"… yeah, I'm not humble."

"Yes, meek little melodramatic, me."

"Carrots."

""i present, my screaming child"
"He seems confused XD"
"That is great"

In our family

we say "Kayrots"

That is beautiful.

:3

"i'm a flabby whale"
"Sea flap flap"

•w•

“Black Pants in your area”

“Goood Girrrl Baaad Girrrl

I ain't gonna get run over by no Prius.

"HEY LOOK PEOPLE THAT'S 50 POINTS"

"Wed-nes-day"

"Spag-hetti"

"Hershey Hornet Blaster"

Red Lion

"I am a spoon"
"Gray Shaver"
"Imma bite off ya middle finga so you can't be profaaaaane"
"You are a pretty decent person"
"ARE U TOUCHIN MA PEACHES??"
"PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE"
"He was the unplanned twin. Unplanned. Unwanted. Unloved."
"Waffles."
"Mrs. Waffles."
"Guh tour aid" (instead of 'Gatorade')
"Eskeletour" (Instead of 'Escalator')
"You useless sack of wasted potential!"
"Screw Tehran"
"Sau Paulo, the silent killer"
"Nuke Sydney"

the duck in your closet

Anything from Sherlock
YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
Derptard
Puppernufkin
Fat Pupper
Cloco Loco
And you wonder why people think you're gay?
Richard

But you…
…You can sing

Carrot in your parrot
Grengie
Silly geesenuggets
Fart in a bucket
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

“Hamiltrash child”

“Do you have trail mix?”