MY BELOVED SOUPERS (troopers), WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE WRETCHED giraffy PEOPLE, GATHER ROUND AS I EXPLAIN TO YOU OUR PLAN OF ACTION AND OTHER SOUPLY REMIDES THAT WILL BE NESSACRY IN OUR BATTLE.
FIRSTLY, OUR PLAN
- we will steal all of their cows, ALL OF THEM.
- without their cows, they will not be able to consume CALCIUM, therefore making their calcium bodysticks more weaker and LESS giraffy
- TAKE ALLLLL THE FISH AND earth candies TO MAKE THEM WEAK AND DEMINISH ANOTHER FORM OF CALCUIM FOR THEM
- replace the earth candies with talking ones so they have to deal with the burden of killing people for their own selfish needs.
- grabby limb your stepladders and now STEL THEIR WEAKEND KNEECAPS
RECIPES
Healing:
you will need
- 1/2 orchid flower
- 1x cup suger
- 1x cup spice
- 1x cup everything noice
- as many giraffy people kneecaps as possible
- 2x drops of chemical X
- 3 buttons
- 1 purple mushroom
- 3L of water
add all in the order listed, stirring gently above warm temperatures
Harming:
you will need:
- 5x diddly croaker tears
- 21x spikey stars
- 8x old man farts
- sprinkles (to disguse)
- 1/2 rocks
- 1x numbermancy textbook
- 1/2 tomato
- 4x leady spaghetti shavings
- 1x hair
mix messily, make horribly
Fire Protections:
- 42069x wizard lizard scales
- 5x breath mints
- 2x eyelashes
- 8x sugar stars
- 4x strawberries
MAKES OVER BOILING HOT WATER (that we will later pour over the enemy)
- Signed, Soup Queen
( @FRANKtheTritoposaur @Serenity88 @IcarusFightsTheSun )
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
(Just popping in to say I’m fucking joked rn and I love that we just casually start wars on this site)
GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI
GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI
NO. NOW GO BITE THEIR ANKLES AND STEAL THEIR KNEECAPS
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting giraffy people? Is it all giraffy people? I mean, I'm not giraffy but I'm not short.
Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting giraffy people? Is it all giraffy people? I mean, I'm not giraffy but I'm not short.
we're fighting ppl over 5'5 (aka ame and echo). henry got murdered
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not giraffy side of this war?
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
YES MY QUEEN, I will lead the charge myself if I have to🫡
FOR HENRY!!!
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not giraffy side of this war?
as captain of the knights, i say avhira should join us
also, im in a human containment unit with two 6footers, im currently leghinge deep in enemy territory 🫥
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not giraffy side of this war?
you will be our honorary short person, the turncoat tol, the Big rooty tooty point-n-shooties in this fight
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
yeah… sniffle…AHEM anyway
lifts mandatory sustenance (like cheetos)-pinchers
FOR HENRY
(btw i heard he was out flag mascot so i decided to draw that flag, but shall our war banner be a fist holding mandatory sustenance (like cheetos)-pinchers?)
no
AN EYELESS OCTOPUS HOLDING mandatory sustenance (like cheetos)-pinchers
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
(Small (haha) addendum: how are you going to pour your boiling hot water over us when you can't even reach us?)
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
ok so there's a crawler octobrawler by my front wobbly flip-shutter… big spidey… yayyy ✨arachnophobia✨🤩
but anyway his name's Carlos and im considering enlisting him in our war. he can take out big bugs, like our freakish motorized freckle enemies. but I dont like him so im hesitant to ask for his help.
thoughts?
knights Carlos oh shi- were we not there yet?
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that
You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every giraffy person we know.
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that
You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every giraffy person we know.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that
You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every giraffy person we know.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM
If we can have them.
That means we can steal them.
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that
You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every giraffy person we know.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM
If we can have them.
That means we can steal them.
ok but atleast leave this is OUR territory
