forum Atlas has added you to a group chat. (open group chat rp)

Started January 04, 2024 by @the-void-phantasmic group

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Apollo: “Surprise bloodletting” is too vague. You could mean anything that would cause someone to bleed. This could literally range from a paper cut to decapitation.
LittleMoon: Stabbing people is bodge
LittleMoon: And so is surprise bloodletting
ALiteralStar: yeah, set shit on fire instead
LittleMoon: No
Apollo: Set Darrell on fire.
ALiteralStar: I’ll fucking break your grabby limbs and throw them in a ditch
Apollo: Come up with more creative threats.
LittleMoon: Stop fighting please

(bump bump still open-)

SharpStones: yeah you need to work on those threats
SharpStones: STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES
WalkInTheWoods: and concern your friends
SharpStones: same difference
TomatorNator: Why would you do that for
SharpStones: INTIMIDATION IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS VICTORY
TomatorNator: Is that why you keep losing

FlamingFox:fire emoji
MoonGazer: I forgot this existed
FlamingFox: Exellent we're setting people on fire
MoonGazer: sheesh

Isa has joined the chat
Isa: ooh arson pals/j
MoonGazer: I'm just going to lurk until someone actually dies
FlamingFox: That would require stalking the person in meatspace lol
MoonGazer: Peace sign
Isa: Anyway howdy, partner
Isa: Strangers
Isa: Who I don't know
FlamingFox: thats a bodge intro bud
Isa: comparatively better to getting stabbed I think
MoonGazer: concerned noises
Isa: um /j

(hehe thank you)

secretlyrich has joined the chat
distinguished_dragon has joined the chat
menacetosociety has joined the chat

menacetosociety: anyone in need of a coffin?? we're having a deal right now!! buy one and get the other one for half price!!!
secretlyrich: oh my gods Tao no-
secretlyrich: why are you like this
menacetosociety: i run a business here and we're always in need of more customers :D
secretlyrich: please ignore her, she's just…a bit…off the rails
menacetosociety: HEY! I AM NOT!
menacetosociety: but seriously anyone need a coffin? or, if you'd prefer, we have a secret program where we take someone out for you!!
secretlyrich: wtf doesn't your family run a funeral home???
menacetosociety: uh yeah? but how do you think we get half of our customers???
secretlyrich: 😦

Isa: I'll call you when I die
FlamingFox: I'm going to have my ashes burned so no thanks
MoonGazer: Huh. Thats a solid take. Surprisingly mature Shi
FlamingFox: cuz being burned alive is rad
MoonGazer: nvm
Isa: You'd be burned a dead, not alive
FlamingFox: don't care!

LittleMoon: Apollo if you say anything about chickens I’ll shoot you again
Apollo: Artemis, you’re blind.
LittleMoon: I know
ALiteralStar: guys stfu
LittleMoon: Fine
Apollo: “Burned a dead” isn’t a phrase I’ve heard before. But you are correct.
LittleMoon: Nerd
ALiteralStar: do you have two coffins by any chance

SharpStones: WE HAVE A SURPLUS OF COFFINS
WalkInTheWoods: we?
WalkInTheWoods: what do you mean we?
SharpStones: DONT QUESTION IT
TomatorNator: Stop raising decibels its rude
SharpStones: oi what's with the manners
SharpStones: youd apologize for getting stabbed wouldnt you
TomatorNator: No
WalkInTheWoods: yes

menacetosociety: @ALiteralStar we do!!! I'm guessing you want one? i can get Z to send a picture of a pamphlet with the different coffins and all that schmancy, formal stuff
distingushed_dragon: Why must I always do the talking?
menacetosociety: you give a thorough rundown of all the services we offer
menacetosociety: also I'm surprised you figured out how to use a phone lmao
menacetosociety he's like notoriously bodge at technology

ALiteralStar: @menacetosociety I would appreciate that
Apollo: Atlas.
ALiteralStar: what
Apollo: You know what.
LittleMoon: Apollo thinks we’re all terrible with technology
Apollo: Neither of you have remembered a single day in your life that turning it off and turning it back on usually fixes the problem.
ALiteralStar: ARTIE IS BLIND THO
LittleMoon: Yeah :(
Apollo: They didn’t even remember when they could see, and besides, what’s your excuse?
ALiteralStar: I’m just dumb lmao
ALiteralStar: it’s the adhd 💅

WalkInTheWoods: eh i've seen worse
WalkInTheWoods: hayboy forgets to blink sometimes
SharpStones: hayboy who
TomatorNator: I told you not to call me that
WalkInTheWoods: ok hayboy
SharpStones: @Apollo your good with technology? i might need help
WalkInTheWoods: *you're
SharpStones: shut up

FlamingFox: despite the fact I've never used a phone in my life I'm doing pretty well
Isa: What
MoonGazer: yeah pretty anachronistic ain't it
FlamingFox: I mean its not that hard to use
MoonGazer: true
Isa: whats a phone

menacetosociety: @ALiteralStar great i'll get Z to send the pic
menacetosociety: Z send the photo
secretlyrich: he's offline
menacetosociety: fuck guess I'll have to do it myself, ugh the spooky wod collection

menacetosociety has uploaded an image

menacetosociety:do you guys have any friends that are so out of touch with modern-day society that its sometimes painful to watch? cuz i do
menacetosociety: Z is so old, he's basically a boomer. Anything modern confuses him so much, and it's so fun just to say random shit and watch him figure out what the heck I'm saying
secretlyrich: Z is 35, not like 80
menacetosociety: he doesn't act like it was he raised by stuffy old people?? was he raised by wolves??? is he taking immortality pills??? is he secretly a witch????
distingushed_dragon: Oh for gods sake, not this again.
distingushed_dragon: For the last time, I am not taking immortality pills. They do not exist and the mere brain b^ubble was a creation by alchemists who thought they could break the "code" of immortality. I am not a witch, nor was I raised by "stuffy old people" as you so kindly put it. Or wolves for that matter.
menacetosociety: ur no fun :(

MoonGazer: #wolfsupremacy
FlamingFox: don't start
Isa: Most people in the feywild don't really know how any technology works
Isa: Like sometimes I'll say something about like agriculture and they will be bumfuzzled
Isa: they just don't leave home much
FlamingFox: can't relate
FlamingFox: currently 100 miles from home and counting
Isa: good job?

TheGreatestBowman has joined the chat.

TheGreatestBowman: heyyy
WalkInTheWoods: ah shit
SharpStones: who
TomatorNator: Language
TomatorNator: Who is it
WalkInTheWoods: don't associate with him
TheGreatestBowman: its ya boi petty
WalkInTheWoods: untype that
SharpStones: oh ew its pet

ALiteralStar: “language” my ass bitch stop admin-ing my fucking chat
LittleMoon: Woah there
ALiteralStar: just to piss y’all off I’m associating with him
ALiteralStar: bites lip. wassup bbg
Apollo: Atlas please shut the fuck up. Indefinitely.
LittleMoon: Please don’t start flirting with people 😭
ALiteralStar: I do not perceive

WalkInTheWoods: @ALiteralStar dont he smells like tomma's barn
TomatorNator: :(
SharpStones: hold on arent you shit with a bow
TheGreatestBowman: good enough to snipe your girl B)
SharpStones: go outside man
WalkInTheWoods: @ALiteralStar stars above you flirt worse than tomma
TomatorNator: Is that a compliment to me
SharpStones: no

(Bedbunk)
(Bedbugs?)

ALiteralStar: @WalkInTheWoods fuck off??
Apollo: You are horrible at flirting
LittleMoon: I. Don’t like this

ScreamingIntoTheVoid has joined the chat.

ScreamingIntoTheVoid: howdy, partner, whores.
ALiteralStar: greetings, harlot.
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: you’re laffy taffy
LittleMoon: Who are you-
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: just your local Will Wood enthusiast
Apollo: Atlas, this chat was a happy little accident.
ALiteralStar: I don’t make happy little accidents, I make happy accidents
Apollo: Gouging out Artemis’s peepers was a happy accident, then?
ALiteralStar: WOAH WOAH WOAH- don’t talk about the incident here, dumbass-
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: @ALiteralStar I retract my statement about you, you are terrifying

(Juno Incident mention <3)

WalkInTheWoods: the what
SharpStones: happy accident
SharpStone: like petty
TheGreatestBowman: uh, no
TheGreatestBowman: like tomma, you mean
TomatorNator: Why is everyone mad at me
TomatorNator: What did i do
TheGreatestBowman: you existed
SharpStones: WERE NOT MAD WE ARE EXPRESSING LOVE
TheGreatestBowman: we?
WalkInTheWoods: nav is there something you're not telling us
SharpStones: NO
TheGreatestBowman: 📸🤨
SharpStones: shut up
SharpStones: @Apollo tell me more about this incident

ScreamingIntoTheVoid: what the actual fuck
Apollo: I would rather not. Atlas might deathsnuggle me if I do.
ALiteralStar: damn right I will
LittleMoon: um I’m gonna log off for a bit
Apollo: Good brain b^ubble, Artemis.
Apollo: Anyway. I won’t elaborate more on the incident solely because I value my life.
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: @SharpStones mate who the FUCK is we
ALiteralStar: yeah what are you on about

SharpStones: @ScreamingIntoTheVoid maybe dont ask
SharpStones: maybe mind your own business
TheGreatestBowman: yeah ok 🙄
TheGreatestBowman: bbg how you feel about this
WalkInTheWoods: who
WalkInTheWoods: also next time you type bbg im removing your ligaments
TomatorNator: I think Navmans just being sweet
TomatorNator: Homesick?
SharpStones: yes very
TheGreatestBowman: dont come back yet im not ready to be second in command 🥺
WalkInTheWoods: come home just to spite petty