ALiteralStar: “language” my ass bitch stop admin-ing my fucking chat
LittleMoon: Woah there
ALiteralStar: just to piss y’all off I’m associating with him
ALiteralStar: bites lip. wassup bbg
Apollo: Atlas please shut the fuck up. Indefinitely.
LittleMoon: Please don’t start flirting with people 😭
ALiteralStar: I do not perceive
WalkInTheWoods: @ALiteralStar dont he smells like tomma's barn
TomatorNator: :(
SharpStones: hold on arent you shit with a bow
TheGreatestBowman: good enough to snipe your girl B)
SharpStones: go outside man
WalkInTheWoods: @ALiteralStar stars above you flirt worse than tomma
TomatorNator: Is that a compliment to me
SharpStones: no
(bunkbed)
(im realizing that there is a ton of Tomma slander coming from my other three dorks, but eh, that's realistic)
(Bedbunk)
(Bedbugs?)
ALiteralStar: @WalkInTheWoods fuck off??
Apollo: You are horrible at flirting
LittleMoon: I. Don’t like this
ScreamingIntoTheVoid has joined the chat.
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: Hello, whores.
ALiteralStar: greetings, harlot.
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: you’re funny
LittleMoon: Who are you-
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: just your local Will Wood enthusiast
Apollo: Atlas, this chat was a mistake.
ALiteralStar: I don’t make mistakes, I make happy accidents
Apollo: Gouging out Artemis’s eyes was a happy accident, then?
ALiteralStar: WOAH WOAH WOAH- don’t talk about the incident here, dumbass-
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: @ALiteralStar I retract my statement about you, you are terrifying
(Juno Incident mention <3)
WalkInTheWoods: the what
SharpStones: happy accident
SharpStone: like petty
TheGreatestBowman: uh, no
TheGreatestBowman: like tomma, you mean
TomatorNator: Why is everyone mad at me
TomatorNator: What did i do
TheGreatestBowman: you existed
SharpStones: WERE NOT MAD WE ARE EXPRESSING LOVE
TheGreatestBowman: we?
WalkInTheWoods: nav is there something you're not telling us
SharpStones: NO
TheGreatestBowman: 📸🤨
SharpStones: shut up
SharpStones: @Apollo tell me more about this incident
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: what the actual fuck
Apollo: I would rather not. Atlas might kill me if I do.
ALiteralStar: damn right I will
LittleMoon: um I’m gonna log off for a bit
Apollo: Good idea, Artemis.
Apollo: Anyway. I won’t elaborate more on the incident solely because I value my life.
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: @SharpStones mate who the FUCK is we
ALiteralStar: yeah what are you on about
SharpStones: @ScreamingIntoTheVoid maybe dont ask
SharpStones: maybe mind your own business
TheGreatestBowman: yeah ok 🙄
TheGreatestBowman: bbg how you feel about this
WalkInTheWoods: who
WalkInTheWoods: also next time you type bbg im removing your ligaments
TomatorNator: I think Navmans just being sweet
TomatorNator: Homesick?
SharpStones: yes very
TheGreatestBowman: dont come back yet im not ready to be second in command 🥺
WalkInTheWoods: come home just to spite petty
(rice a roni)
(peeking)
TheGreatestBowman: bored
TheGreatestBowman: this place still alive 🥺
TomatorNator: Iunno
SharpStones: umm
SharpStones: LETS PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER
TheGreatestBowman: no
TomatorNator: Sure thing
SharpStones: two to one vote
SharpStones: get fucked petty
TheGreatestBowman: already am 😎 im just better than you like that navvers
TomatorNator:☝️🤓 lookin
TheGreatestBowman: pipe down how are you rabbit shaped
TheGreatestBowman: beaver built ass
TomatorNator: 🦭
(mild chaos to hopefully revive this place? it's cool if not, I just think it's neat here)
(this looks cool… 😏)
Sl!mReaper has entered the chat.
Sl!mReaper: um hi, i'm Aeva. ^^ is it okay if i join this?
menacetosociety: Oof, I forgot this existed.. We've had such a hectic couple of weeks
secretlyrich: they did a funeral for one of our gods…it was a huge thing
menacetosociety: yeah and I definitely did not commit tax evasion :)
distingushed_dragon: Please tell me you're joking
menacetosociety: anyway! never have I ever sounds fun! perfect way to find out the deepest secrets of other
menacetosociety: also hello new person!!! the more people this chat has, the more sufferi- I mean fun we can all have
TomatorNator: Its very fun here :)
SharpStones: OK OK HERE ME OUT
WalkInTheWoods: *hear
SharpStones: shut up
SharpStones: NEVER HAVE I EVER EATEN SPOILED FOOD
TomatorNator: Darn it
TheGreatestBowman: imagine lmao
WalkInTheWoods: petty put your entire hand down
TheGreatestBowman: compromise, I'll put down half a finger
TomatorNator: Cheater
SharpStones: @meancetosociety have you ever eaten spoiled food
Sl!mReaper: thanks for the warm welcome ^^
LifeBringer_Vivi has entered the chat.
LifeBringer_Vivi: Hello everyone!!! 🌟💖Hey Aeva!
Sl!mReaper: sup vivi :D
LifeBringer_Vivi: Wait… you're still using your bro's account here?
Sl!mReaper: yeah, ill make my own soon tho.
Sl!mReaper:@SharpStones idk if this counts but i technically have to bc i cant touch "living" food T-T
LifeBringer_Vivi: I know you already told me this before, but im still so sorry for you pookie. 😭😔
Sl!mReaper: its ok ¯_(ツ)_/¯
LifeBringer_Vivi: @SharpStones Ooooh, I love never have I ever!!! I'll say never.
menacetosociety: @SharpStones actually, I have! that was, um not such a fun time
secretlyrich: wait, what happened?
distinguished_dragon: Tao left the raw fish she was going to eat outside for too long, and it became spoiled. And yet, the incorrigible child decided it was a good choice to eat it.
menacetosociety: it is not a great idea to throw away perfectly good food!!
distinguished_dragon: it was spoiled
menacetosociety: You eat human flesh, you don't get the right to speak
secretlyrich: …..what the actual fuck
distingushed_dragon: for the last time, i do NOT eat human flesh.
(SORRY MY BRAIN HAS NOT BEEN FUNCTIONING WELL)
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: oh right this monstrosity exists
ALiteralStar: hey don’t bully the chat
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: fuck you
ALiteralStar: bet
Apollo: Atlas, I swear to Harmonia.
ALiteralStar: WHAT DID I DO
LittleMoon: I don’t like this
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: yeah guys be nice @LittleMoon is only 15 seconds old
LittleMoon: WHAT THE FUCK
LittleMoon: I’ve accidentally eaten spoiled food… I couldn’t see the label and I didn’t know it was expired
Apollo: I feel like your sense of smell would have helped with that.
LittleMoon: I was hungry ok :(
WalkInTheWoods: @LittleMoon @menacetosociety @Sl!mReaper ok so a concerning amount of you have eaten garbage
TomatorNator: Garbage?
TomatorNator: Like everything in the larder is a day or two past
WalkInTheWoods: EW
TomatorNator: You woulda known if youda eat a carrot or corn or any veggie at all really
TheGreatestBowman: actual rabbit food
SharpStones: shush
SharpStones: ALRIGHT NEVER HAVE I EVER BROKEN A BONE
TomatorNator: Ouch!! sounds like hurting
SharpStones: it doesn't have to be your own bone
TomatorNator: Oh
TomatorNator: Wait what
LifeBringer_Vivi: @WalkInTheWoods WELL ITS NOT GARBAGE IF SHE CANT PHYSICALLY EAT IT 😡😡😡
Sl!mReaper: chill out vivi, its not that bad.
Sl!mReaper: also ive never broken a bone since i dont have any to break ;P
LifeBringer_Vivi: Sorry, I just don't like it when talk about my friends like that, and also never broken a bone.
Sl!mReaper: it wasn't even personally directed to me but thx vivi ("^-^) <3
LIifeBringer_Vivi: Np bestie 😊🩷
secretlyrich: i've broken a bone before
distinguished_dragon: so have i, actually
menacetosociety: was it yours?
secretlyrich: no comment
distinguished_dragon: I plead the 5th
menacetosociety: no fair :( why am I the only one who hasn't broken a bone before >:(
secretlyrich: I can teach you how
distinguished_dragon: astrea, please don't
menacetosociety: astrea, please do >:D
Apollo: Does losing two entire arms count?
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: HUH??
LittleMoon: probably
ALiteralStar: y’all are way too comfy on this chat what the fuck
Apollo: says you?
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: I’ve broken several bones. both mine and other people’s
ALiteralStar: and I scare YOU
ScreamingIntoTheVoid: YOU GOUGED SOMEONES EYES OUT. DUMBFUCK
TheGreatestBowman: @ScreamingIntoTheVoid huh
TomatorNator: Nav whyd you ask
TomatorNator: What did you do in the war
TomatorNator: Besides the yknow
SharpStones: i did stuff
SharpStones: not important
WalkInTheWoods: he's probably the reason there's war laws
SharpStones: its about sending a message
SharpStones: all im gonna say is i just put down like three and a half fingers
TheGreatestBowman: what
SharpStones: NEVER HAVE I EVER BROKEN A PROMISE
TomatorNator: Navman are you okay
SharpStones: aside from mild disdain sure why not
menancetosociety: at work, no. cuz that's disrespectful to the dead. now outside of work, definitely.
secretlyrich: promises are just lies
menacetosociety: ….didn't Z promise you something last week? are you saying he lied 🙀
distinguinshed_dragon: I legally can not break a promise otherwise I suffer
menancetosociety: L
Sl!mReaper: never.
LifeBringer_Vivi: never! ^^