opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

FEAST

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

Oop, well

skittle man!
I was walking home-

Hi there XD

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

Listen, if you want them to stop chasing this ship, you gotta stop making comparisons like this.

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

YES

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

bold of you to assume i can be eaten

I am nothing if not bold. And assumptions are always fun surprises one way or another
succeeds

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

Listen, if you want them to stop chasing this ship, you gotta stop making comparisons like this.

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

Technically, I'm still at work

I feel like we've been thrust into these roles. There's no escaping

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

bold of you to assume i can be eaten

I am nothing if not bold. And assumptions are always fun surprises one way or another
succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

Listening to a friend rant around why it's impossible to sweep a cat's legs
Current reasoning is that cats are immovable until they say so
I brought up the fact that cats are very pick-up-able, and was told that that's a glitch

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

Technically, I'm still at work

I feel like we've been thrust into these roles. There's no escaping

I mean, me too XP

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

watches your rainbow colored essence float away. Salutes with several skittle(rainbow) colored tentacles
You were delicious

succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

watches your rainbow colored essence float away. Salutes with several skittle(rainbow) colored tentacles
You were delicious

OOooh Eggbert! I think of you every single day!

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

waves from my multilayered summoning circle

Listening to a friend rant around why it's impossible to sweep a cat's legs
Current reasoning is that cats are immovable until they say so
I brought up the fact that cats are very pick-up-able, and was told that that's a glitch

"You don't pick up a cat. It just, like, climbs on you temporarily. And you hug it for some reason mid-climb."

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

waves from my multilayered summoning circle

Remember that skittles ad were that guy turned everything he touched into skittles?
Does that happen to you too?

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

waves from my multilayered summoning circle

Remember that skittles ad were that guy turned everything he touched into skittles?
Does that happen to you too?

Oh god
I feel like I’ve seen that before

Y’all I finally went to the chiropractor and she’s a MIRACLE WORKER
I forgot what it was like to move my neck!!!

Y’all I finally went to the chiropractor and she’s a MIRACLE WORKER
I forgot what it was like to move my neck!!!

Niceeeee

You guys went through all this work to summon skittles, and now that he's here, you all disappear

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

waves from my multilayered summoning circle

Remember that skittles ad were that guy turned everything he touched into skittles?
Does that happen to you too?

It doesn't happen to me, exactly, but. This next video is more apt to the Skittle-man marionette I use to communicate with yall.

That is terrifying

You guys went through all this work to summon skittles, and now that he's here, you all disappear

This is what I said too. Kinda cracked me up XD

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

Skittles ads are on another level of fever dream

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I wish to unread this
Pls let me unread this

Skittles ads are on another level of fever dream

Back when ads were still good
Goldfish ads were pretty great too

Now it's all just "99% can't beat this if you beat this you're legally a cashew"

HEY GUYS

IM HAVING A SLEEPOVER IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND WRTE GONNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

BUTTTT!!!

IM VERY STUPID AND CANT COME UP W DARES (the way I play you can either pick ur own truth or dare or spin to get one) AND I NEED IDEAS. PLS GOVE ME SOME HERE OR IN DMS IT DOSENT MATTER

HEY GUYS

IM HAVING A SLEEPOVER IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND WRTE GONNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

BUTTTT!!!

IM VERY STUPID AND CANT COME UP W DARES (the way I play you can either pick ur own truth or dare or spin to get one) AND I NEED IDEAS. PLS GOVE ME SOME HERE OR IN DMS IT DOSENT MATTER

Oooh ooh ooh!
Okay this is one of the dumbest ones I’ve ever came up with-
Call McDonald’s/Wendy’s/whatever (someplace that does not have egg rolls) and ask for egg rolls in Gollums voice

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

That's called cannibalism