forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
Started by @Morals-are-for-mortals language
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@That-One_Person-thenecrohampster

XD I didn’t- my first name had meaning to it, and then my father just went: “oh yeah I saw a name from the Simpsons.”

I now absolutely hate the Simpsons.

So your dad went “Yeah his names should be from the Simpsons and Bobs Burgers and they won’t resent me for that at all”

Yup. He also thought beating me and my mom and cheating on my mom in front of me wouldn’t bite him in the ass one day.

Oop 0.0 im so sorry

@Eli-the-transboi group

watches uh- anyways- curls up with a blanket and stuffed animal bored bored bored bored bored-

sets you in front of a blank tv screen

looks up at you confused

shrugs no power outlets

Ah. offers you a weighted stuffed animal

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

watches uh- anyways- curls up with a blanket and stuffed animal bored bored bored bored bored-

sets you in front of a blank tv screen

looks up at you confused

shrugs no power outlets

Ah. offers you a weighted stuffed animal

blinks and takes it, unsure what to do now

@Eli-the-transboi group

watches uh- anyways- curls up with a blanket and stuffed animal bored bored bored bored bored-

sets you in front of a blank tv screen

looks up at you confused

shrugs no power outlets

Ah. offers you a weighted stuffed animal

blinks and takes it, unsure what to do now

smiles and offers everyone else one too snuggles?

@Eli-the-transboi group

sets you in front of a blank tv screen

looks up at you confused

shrugs no power outlets

quietly begins studying electrician textbooks and installing electrical outlets in the chat
…accidentally becomes an Educated Eldritch Horror

Uh oh-