Get em Eli
starts eating the skittle man
immediately stuffs the entirety of my skittle-body down your throat, before yanking it all right back out again. wipes saliva off my skittle-face Gross.
bites
the skittles have hardened into some strange monstrous shell, which shatters your teeth
Ope. Sorry 'bout that.
….shrugs and just gnaws at you
your teeth continue to slowly grind down to nubs, before your gums begin bleeding Uhh….. I guess this is a thing now. resigns myself to the new normal
gremlin giggling its fine ima artist- I’ll draw new ones
Priestess Squeaky, Shall I cast a spell to remove these foul cannibals from you?
Hang on, does this mean Skittles is now edible because he's made of skittles?
Clearly the answer is no
Sad. Anyway uhh hands you the sour skittles have fun
Oh thanks! eats the sour skittles in a very controlled and not-at-all psycho manner I love these.
What in the Kentucky fried flip yall
glances at you while I’m still biting Skittles’ arm
Hang on, does this mean Skittles is now edible because he's made of skittles?
Clearly the answer is no
Sad. Anyway uhh hands you the sour skittles have fun
Oh thanks! eats the sour skittles in a very controlled and not-at-all psycho manner I love these.
Unrelated, but how do you feel about: mandms, swedish fish, candy corn, and junior mints respectively?
Priestess Squeaky, Shall I cast a spell to remove these foul cannibals from you?
shrug I mean… it's just one so far. And he's worshipping, in his own way. So…. no?
I mean, if you're made of skittles, did you really expect no one to try and take a bite
im a married man and they know this
I mean, if you're made of skittles, did you really expect no one to try and take a bite
im a married man and they know this
Then don't consent to it darn you/j(?)
What in the Kentucky fried flip yall
look, i dont know. i know it looks like i should know, but i dont
I mean, if you're made of skittles, did you really expect no one to try and take a bite
im a married man and they know this
OKAY I MEANT LIKE TRY TO EAT YOU BECAUSE YOURE MADE OF SKITTLES XD
…
you’re next
Priestess Squeaky gasps, but I’m not made of skittles! I’m a gremlin!
I mean, if you're made of skittles, did you really expect no one to try and take a bite
im a married man and they know this
Then don't consent to it darn you/j(?)
I literally didnt. But Eli certainly seems to think I'm asking for it or something
good ol seiso chicken chat
Remember, consent is important guys!!
…
you’re next
Priestess Squeaky gasps, but I’m not made of skittles! I’m a gremlin!
-.- your next anyways.
He's toothless at this point, I wouldn't worry about it.
tho bleeding gums are pretty gross
Remember, consent is important guys!!
cheesy hanky panky ed music plays
That is not a sentence I thought I would ever have to say
I mean, if you're made of skittles, did you really expect no one to try and take a bite
im a married man and they know this
Then don't consent to it darn you/j(?)
I literally didnt. But Eli certainly seems to think I'm asking for it or something
^^ im just the chaos child who wont stop doing what they’re not supposed to do no matter how many times you tell them.
That is not a sentence I thought I would ever have to say
I think I say both quite often
Priestess Squeaky’s eyes widened with a strange intensity, then casts a rainbow-colored lightning bolt that turns Eli into a skittles minion…
Priestess Squeaky’s eyes widened with a strange intensity, then casts a rainbow-colored lightning bolt that turns Eli into a skittles minion…
glances down at my new skittles minion in surprise …. Well then.
Priestess Squeaky’s eyes widened with a strange intensity, then casts a rainbow-colored lightning bolt that turns Eli into a skittles minion…
glances down at my new skittles minion in surprise …. Well then.
Ima stab some people in the hopes of stopping this/j(murder is bad)
