forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us
Started by @False-andrew flash_on
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@Null-Gravity language

I look bemused

Why are you kneeling? Has the mighty Visiones Crystallinae seen that she can't stand up to me? I laugh slightly Has she come to pledge her allegiance to me?

Abruptly, I stop laughing, and my face turns serious I don't need your pity, if that's what this is. I pause But if you've truly come to submit, well. . . who am I to refuse?

@False-andrew flash_on

(Lmao, yep. Always will be. That's who I am here.)

I chuckle softly Less of a submission or admission of weakness than an offer of services. You see, the Primus de Pulvere Natus has nigh infinite resources. We're a multi-dimensional organization. Death himself bows down to me. I've conquered Middle Earth, Nirn, and Alagaesia. I've broken Amalur, and shattered countless other places. My eyes burn with a passionate blue light We don't lightly put our faith in the other factions. We're on friendly terms, to be sure, but I cannot remember alliances being forged between us and them. So. . . I bow my head High Queen Null, the Primus de Pulvere Natus would like to formally and cordially extend an offer of alliance and open borders with your queendom.

@Null-Gravity language

I chuckle darkly And what do you stand to gain from me? If you have everything, why us? After all, there's Cheesecake, who has their vast wealth and near infinite supply of their namesake. There's Chancla, who has their vast armies and fanatical belief in the power of their idol, a sandal. There's even Pollo, from whom you could gain the ability to do whatever you wished without fear of rebuttal from your allies. I pause So why my queendom, the queendom of glitches and vast expanses of void?

@False-andrew flash_on

I think You have the potential to run rampant across the continent with your glitches. My occult states are very close to your queendom, and I do not wish to lose a land established only a few mere months ago. Plus, you are correct, I do still have something to gain from the other factions. However - I look you dead in the eyes - they aren't the ones I'm interested in.