forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

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I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

Can I have it?

Sure, lemme clean it.

Yay!

I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

Do I still get the knife?

I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

Do I still get the knife?

Not mine. Theirs, though, yes.

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I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

casually looks at knife while disinfecting my own Your sob story sounds very sad, indeed. Although I'd recomend you to pull it out… i'll bleed out quicker.

yeets knife to Cinnamon Here you go! ^^

can I have knife?

can I have knife?

yeah, sure. I've got a whole inventory of culinary knives. Which one would you like?

yay!! Stabby stabs closest person

um…. okay? XD

stabs staby stab

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

casually looks at knife while disinfecting my own Your sob story sounds very sad, indeed. Although I'd recomend you to pull it out… i'll bleed out quicker.

yeets knife to Cinnamon Here you go! ^^

Keep it. I have plenty.

I thought I threw y’all out

WE ARE ALIVEEEEE!!! impales you with knife

looks down at knife So like do you want this back or can I keep it

pulls knife out No, you don't deserve it.

Fair enough, I don’t deserve much in life. pulls out my own knife and impales you
What I do know though, is that when someone impales you, you should probably impale them back. As a warning.

casually looks at knife while disinfecting my own Your sob story sounds very sad, indeed. Although I'd recomend you to pull it out… i'll bleed out quicker.

yeets knife to Cinnamon Here you go! ^^

Keep it. I have plenty.

Oh… okay… thanks? pulls it out and leaves

I am accepting knife donations

can I have knife?

yeah, sure. I've got a whole inventory of culinary knives. Which one would you like?

the stabbiest one

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

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i want knife
biggest one you have pls

can I have knife?

yeah, sure. I've got a whole inventory of culinary knives. Which one would you like?

the stabbiest one

Hmmm… hands you my sharpest and pointiest paring knife will this work?

i want knife
biggest one you have pls

Hmmm, cleaver, machete, or butcher knife?

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

-. — .-.-.-

why

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

-. — .-.-.-

why

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stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

-. — .-.-.-

why

-… -.-. / -. —

repeating the first response is not a valid, nor an accurate reason as to why not. It does nothing to reinforce the original point.

stabs staby stab

noice. 🔪 imma join.

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit STAB ME!!!! _{Make me feel the pain i deserve. Shed the blood that is not even worthy to hurt itself that runs in my veins.}

-. — .-.-.-

why

-… -.-. / -. —

repeating the first response is not a valid, nor an accurate reason as to why not. It does nothing to reinforce the original point.

— – –. / ..-. .. -. . stabs you Happy?