forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

TEAM CHANCLA GIVES THE POWER OF THE C H A N C L A

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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

TEAM CHANCLA GIVES THE POWER OF THE C H A N C L A

TEAM CRAB GIVES YOU FULL COLLEGE TUITION AND FILES YOUR TAXES PERFECTLY WITH OUR INFINITE POWERS OF KNOWLEDGE AND CONTROL

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WHOS THE SNAKE

The snake is. A long story I should probably make a character page

dew it

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sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

@False-andrew flash_on

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD

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sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??

Aren’t you a ghost?

only on notebook

@spacebluelily language

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD

Mom?