@False-andrew flash_on
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
N O
Deleted user
sighs in wtf is going on
Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing
@False-andrew flash_on
sighs in wtf is going on
T H E C R A B G O D H A T H A W O K E N
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
N O
did you know there is crab soup omg
Deleted user
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
@spacebluelily language
sighs in wtf is going on
Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing
…..sabes qué, mejor me voy. Have fun y'all
Disappears
@False-andrew flash_on
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
N O
did you know there is crab soup omg
N O
Deleted user
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU
…….what the-
@False-andrew flash_on
sighs in wtf is going on
Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing
…..sabes qué, mejor me voy. Have fun y'all
Disappears
N O W A I T M Y C H I L D
Deleted user
sighs in wtf is going on
Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing
…..sabes qué, mejor me voy. Have fun y'all
Disappears
N O W A I T M Y C H I L D
PANDORA PLEASE
@spacebluelily language
unleashes THE beast
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
N O
did you know there is crab soup omg
N O
Your species has contributed so much to seafood cuisine. We should definitely have crab soup for dinner.
@False-andrew flash_on
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU
…….what the-
T R Y A N Y T H I N G A N D T H E S A L T S H A L L S T O P Y O U
Deleted user
queen chicken! help!!
@False-andrew flash_on
unleashes THE beast
ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP
B R O T H E R?
@spacebluelily language
hm crab and turtle soup delicious
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
N O
did you know there is crab soup omg
N O
Your species has contributed so much to seafood cuisine. We should definitely have crab soup for dinner.
N O
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
hm crab and turtle soup delicious
Hell yeah. As long as there’s crab
@spacebluelily language
unleashes THE beast
ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP
B R O T H E R?
something comes out from the darkness…it is long…and very red….it is…
@False-andrew flash_on
hm crab and turtle soup delicious
I W I L L R E A P T H E T E E T H T H E L O R D S O W E D I N T O Y O U R F O O L I S H M O U T H
Deleted user
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU
…….what the-
T R Y A N Y T H I N G A N D T H E S A L T S H A L L S T O P Y O U
Salt only repels demons, idiot
@False-andrew flash_on
unleashes THE beast
ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP
B R O T H E R?
something comes out from the darkness…it is long…and very red….it is…
C O M E M Y B R O T H E R
@spacebluelily language
I have no idea what that says but throws🩴
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
N O
Are you afraid, is that why you do not wish to? I will make this crab cuisine and feast
@False-andrew flash_on
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
T H E N A N S W E R M E
no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee
DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU
…….what the-
T R Y A N Y T H I N G A N D T H E S A L T S H A L L S T O P Y O U
Salt only repels demons, idiot
T H I S I S K O S H E R S A L T I T I S M O S T L Y W A T E R
Deleted user
sips more coffee
@spacebluelily language
unleashes THE beast
ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP
B R O T H E R?
something comes out from the darkness…it is long…and very red….it is…
C O M E M Y B R O T H E R
IT IS BATSY THE LOBSTER!!
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IM NOT THAT KIND OF GHOST WATER DOES NOTHING-