my family says low blow like normal people

dude people say “below the belt” regularly you can’t be talking

I will pour cement into your ears

Strong words

🪨

why do we not have a cement emoji

_{why do you want a cement emoji}

Buddy, take a wild guess

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣⚫️⚪️🟤🔸🔻🔺🔹🔶🔷▪️🔲🔳▫️◾️◽️🟥◻️◼️🟧🟨🟩⬛️🟪🟦⬜️🟫

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

strong southern accent

ma’am what’d I just say

🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣⚫️⚪️🟤🔸🔻🔺🔹🔶🔷▪️🔲🔳▫️◾️◽️🟥◻️◼️🟧🟨🟩⬛️🟪🟦⬜️🟫

USELESS
ALL USELESS
TBE BEST EMOJI IS THE CHEESECAKE EMOJI
🍰🍰🍰
(Ik it’s not actually cheesecake but I TIS FOR MEEE)

🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣⚫️⚪️🟤🔸🔻🔺🔹🔶🔷▪️🔲🔳▫️◾️◽️🟥◻️◼️🟧🟨🟩⬛️🟪🟦⬜️🟫

USELESS
ALL USELESS
TBE BEST EMOJI IS THE CHEESECAKE EMOJI
🍰🍰🍰
(Ik it’s not actually cheesecake but I TIS FOR MEEE)

call it whatever you want dear, we’re not judging <3

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

strong southern accent

ma’am what’d I just say

I would sell your soul to satan for one corn chip

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

strong southern accent

ma’am what’d I just say

I would sell your soul to satan for one corn chip

SETTLE DOWN, RAT CHILD

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

strong southern accent

ma’am what’d I just say

I would sell your soul to satan for one corn chip

SETTLE DOWN, RAT CHILD

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

Buddy, take a wild guess

honey there’s literally only one use for it, please kindly shut up

well there’s already so many other useless emojis

strong southern accent

ma’am what’d I just say

I would sell your soul to satan for one corn chip

HEY NOW

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

Oh that reminds me I still haven’t shown you my cactus. I’ll get to that later so you can see what will be planted

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

jumps in with a Viking battle axe stained with the blood of my enemies

I did not want it to come to this.

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

Oh that reminds me I still haven’t shown you my cactus. I’ll get to that later so you can see what will be planted

yes I must see the small cactus

but please don’t hurt me

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

jumps in with a Viking battle axe stained with the blood of my enemies

I did not want it to come to this.

O_o

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

jumps in with a Viking battle axe stained with the blood of my enemies

I did not want it to come to this.

Gabs I will shove coins underneath your eyelids and tape them shut

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

jumps in with a Viking battle axe stained with the blood of my enemies

I did not want it to come to this.

Gabs I will shove coins underneath your eyelids and tape them shut

unsheathes my ghost sword and points it at Liz

DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS, ELISABETH

I will use your cranium as a flowerpot and plant my cactus in it

_{don’t hurt me}

jumps in with a Viking battle axe stained with the blood of my enemies

I did not want it to come to this.

Gabs I will shove coins underneath your eyelids and tape them shut

unsheathes my ghost sword and points it at Liz

DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS, ELISABETH

I have the power of the snake

Also you do realize killing me would also make me a ghost, yes?

unsheathes my ghost sword and points it at Liz

DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS, ELISABETH

I have the power of the snake

I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR ANY LONGER

steals cheesecake

LOOK ANTI-CHICKEN!!!!!!
🍰

unsheathes my ghost sword and points it at Liz

DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS, ELISABETH

I have the power of the snake

I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR ANY LONGER

then perish

Also you do realize killing me would also make me a ghost, yes?

_well-

then perish

ANGRY GHOST SCREECHING