forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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(Byebye anti-chicken! And if the chickens haunt my dreams I’ll stab them)

@IamNOTachickenok

(I think imma head out for the night, but I’ll be back tomorrow. Farewell! May the chickens forever haunt your dreams… thanks y’all, this is always so fun)

@False-andrew flash_on

is that an okay, or. . .? hesitantly takes another bite of my cheesecake

continues sipping Starbucks …yes.

yay! another member for team C R A B!

One question. let’s go of the Starbucks and lets it float in midair are we with the chickens or against the chickens? Or are we neutral?

that depends on what causes the absolute most chaos at any given point in time! happily takes another bite of cheesecake

I see you are a lover of chaos. slowly takes another sip of Starbucks I’m more inclined towards order, but I’m sure we can come to an agreement.

i thought that was obvious already- I gesture to the still-bleeding wound in my chest while smiling and then take another bite of my cheesecake but yes im sure we could

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is that an okay, or. . .? hesitantly takes another bite of my cheesecake

continues sipping Starbucks …yes.

yay! another member for team C R A B!

One question. let’s go of the Starbucks and lets it float in midair are we with the chickens or against the chickens? Or are we neutral?

that depends on what causes the absolute most chaos at any given point in time! happily takes another bite of cheesecake

I see you are a lover of chaos. slowly takes another sip of Starbucks I’m more inclined towards order, but I’m sure we can come to an agreement.

i thought that was obvious already- I gesture to the still-bleeding wound in my chest while smiling and then take another bite of my cheesecake but yes im sure we could

I continue sipping my Starbucks and use my ghost powers to heal the wound, casually

@IamNOTachickenok

(Oh dearyyyyy meeeeee

Do not stab my beauties.

I will zestily shoo then crabs.

This coming from person who is obsessed with crabs and rEfuSeS tO cHoOsE viOLeNcE tOwArDs tHeM

Unless I’m in chicken mode…

See y’all! <3

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hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

@False-andrew flash_on

hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

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hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

@False-andrew flash_on

hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

you try looking this fabulous with blood staining your white shirt and while coughing up blood on occassion- i cough up blood for emphasis see? i still look classy because im in a suit my dear

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hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

you try looking this fabulous with blood staining your white shirt and while coughing up blood on occassion- i cough up blood for emphasis see? i still look classy because im in a suit my dear

unamused ghost face first of all, don’t call me that. Second of all, you look far from fabulous.

@False-andrew flash_on

hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

you try looking this fabulous with blood staining your white shirt and while coughing up blood on occassion- i cough up blood for emphasis see? i still look classy because im in a suit my dear

unamused ghost face first of all, don’t call me that. Second of all, you look far from fabulous.

. . . stabs with a Stygian Iron dagger

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hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

you try looking this fabulous with blood staining your white shirt and while coughing up blood on occassion- i cough up blood for emphasis see? i still look classy because im in a suit my dear

unamused ghost face first of all, don’t call me that. Second of all, you look far from fabulous.

. . . stabs with a Stygian Iron dagger

ow-

pulls the dagger out and throws it at Force

@False-andrew flash_on

hey no! leave the wound there it looks classy! i stab myself in the chest again

…why does it look classy?

I sip my Starbucks a bit more, then frown at it because it’s empty

because my blood is black, duh i take another bite of my infinite huge cheesecake

I toss the empty Starbucks behind me I don’t understand why that’s classy. Cool looking I can get behind, but… classy? I don’t think you’re using the right word there. shrug you do you I guess.

you try looking this fabulous with blood staining your white shirt and while coughing up blood on occassion- i cough up blood for emphasis see? i still look classy because im in a suit my dear

unamused ghost face first of all, don’t call me that. Second of all, you look far from fabulous.

. . . stabs with a Stygian Iron dagger

ow-

pulls the dagger out and throws it at Force

it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

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it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

ghost noises of pain why did you stab me—

@False-andrew flash_on

it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

ghost noises of pain why did you stab me—

you said i wasnt fabulous! also i kinda just wanted to stab something! and you happened to be right there! blood is running down my chin and dripping on the ground, causing smoke to rise as the earth itself is turned to ash

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it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

ghost noises of pain why did you stab me—

you said i wasnt fabulous! also i kinda just wanted to stab something! and you happened to be right there! blood is running down my chin and dripping on the ground, causing smoke to rise as the earth itself is turned to ash

You need a therapist. I summon another Starbucks and start drinking it, obviously in pain but trying to hide it

@False-andrew flash_on

it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

ghost noises of pain why did you stab me—

you said i wasnt fabulous! also i kinda just wanted to stab something! and you happened to be right there! blood is running down my chin and dripping on the ground, causing smoke to rise as the earth itself is turned to ash

You need a therapist. I summon another Starbucks and start drinking it, obviously in pain but trying to hide it

jokes on you i am a therapist- i at least have a degree in counceling and psychology- i poke the wound in my face and wince, then poke it again

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it stabs me in the face; i look bemused as i pull it out yeowch.

ghost noises of pain why did you stab me—

you said i wasnt fabulous! also i kinda just wanted to stab something! and you happened to be right there! blood is running down my chin and dripping on the ground, causing smoke to rise as the earth itself is turned to ash

You need a therapist. I summon another Starbucks and start drinking it, obviously in pain but trying to hide it

jokes on you i am a therapist- i at least have a degree in counceling and psychology- i poke the wound in my face and wince, then poke it again

Whoever let you become a licensed therapist was obviously as messed up in the head as you are. I continue drinking my starbucks

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(No worries I get stabbed all the time— I mean what)