forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

oh hellO! welcome :D here's a summary of what's happened:

The Chicken baffled everyone because it was not a chicken, but then The Chicken died, and Pandora (spacebluelily) tried to instate a dictatorship using the power of Chancla, which involves Latin moms and flipflops. Cinnamon revolted and was sentenced to death, Pandora then threatened me with Duolingo, Ameskyy and her friend, Liz, aka whathappensifidothis, are constantly fighting and making references to rats and snakes that no one else understands. We had a brief stint where I tried to adopt the Snake (Snek), but Liz wouldn't let me, so I adopted just_gabs instead. The Chicken then returned with an army, and the rest of us have banded together to battle the Chicken with the Snake (Snek) and the power of Chancla.
I think Force sided with The Chicken, though, it's kinda unclear.

@IamNOTachickenok

**lifts up wing to reveal hidden stash of tiny umbrellas, as I cackle about my genius hostage*

GASP

thank you chicken :D

I'll join you, fill me in on this genius hostage-

IS THOU SIDING WITH THE 🐓cHiCkEn🐓?!

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**lifts up wing to reveal hidden stash of tiny umbrellas, as I cackle about my genius hostage*

GASP

thank you chicken :D

I'll join you, fill me in on this genius hostage-

IS THOU SIDING WITH THE 🐓cHiCkEn🐓?!

yes sir salute

@spacebluelily language

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

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whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

@IamNOTachickenok

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

@False-andrew flash_on

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

Deleted user

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOLY--

@spacebluelily language

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

sorry how about cheesecake

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER